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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 10:16 AM        MAXIMUM BLOGBANK UPDATE!
There is 'fresh' material at my 'Blog'. I will use this thread to let you know when 'fresh' material has been posted.

This Blog, hosted by Cracked, is purely comedy. You will not be exposed to the endless tediata of my personal life or actual 'musings' although entires may often ape those forms. It is strictly to make you 'laugh' for 'free', so by all means, frequent it and tell all your peers that it is another fine BRANDMAX BURBANK JOINT.

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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 12:58 PM       
Visit my Blog for ponderings on the topic of "Bong Hits 4 Jesus"
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 06:22 PM       
If this stoned kid gets his way, and wins this case, then I shall come over to your house the following Friday. I won't do anything latently rude, but I'll prepare corned beef. It'll be slightly dry and served with sub par mashed potatoes. You'll eat them though, so you'll look like you're appreciative. That'll be my great stand. Also my abuse of the law.

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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 10:30 AM       
3/21; I have posted a new entry on my 'Blog'. It inlcudes a lovely cartoon, and a brief description of my recent abduction.
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 10:29 AM       
More new material and a secret from my youth is revealed.

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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 12:10 PM       
Updated again today, a political piece this time. It also includes an illustration of Karl Rove as an obese monster.

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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 03:41 PM       
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It also includes an illustration of Karl Rove as an obese monster.
I believe that is simply called a "picture of Karl Rove."
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 03:42 PM       
Did you go see it? Drawing it gave me a nightmare.
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 05:04 PM       
Yes. I'd say it's good enough to hang in the White House hallway. I mean, that's not a drawing, that is a portrait, man.
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 05:27 PM       
Soul portrature, that is my current aim.

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Old Apr 2nd, 2007, 03:11 PM       
I just posted an open letter from
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Old Apr 2nd, 2007, 03:56 PM       
I have NO IDEA who that is! But I will read it anyway.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2007, 10:11 AM       
It's an American Idol finalist and his hair. Thanks for reading though. I have zero way of knowing what kind of readership the Blog is getting, if any.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2007, 12:33 PM       
Yeah, it's always frustrating when you don't get any feedback, and you have no idea if people are even reading it, if anybody gives a crap, if you're wasting your time or whatever. Though I guess if you're getting paid, you're not really wasting your time...but yeah, I hear ya, man. I hear ya.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2007, 03:45 PM       
Yeah, they don't exactly pay me for the Blog. In fact, they don't pay me for it at all. It's sort of a blind faith attempt to get my damn name out there. I should ask if they can at least track it for me. That way I'd know how far down the ROAD TO FAME I have gone.
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Old Apr 5th, 2007, 04:47 PM       
4/5, a new 'essay' posted.
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Old Apr 9th, 2007, 11:14 AM       
4/10, posted a list of proving I do not know how to make the masterful comic constructions of Jeff Foxworthy work
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Old Apr 11th, 2007, 01:17 PM       
4/12, a very short bit on John McCain goin' crazy.
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Old Apr 11th, 2007, 03:17 PM       
Look. I added a 'signature'.
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Old Apr 15th, 2007, 02:05 AM       
Damn kids and all their 'techno' 'wizardry' and shit.
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Old Apr 24th, 2007, 02:08 PM       
I have just posted the transcript of a whitehouse press briefing on my blog. It really, really is the transcript and not something I wrote, I swear.
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 04:01 PM       
I just posted a new entry on my Blog about things I like. Maybe you will like them too.
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Old Apr 30th, 2007, 04:10 PM       
James "Scotty" Doohan's ashes were blasted into space on Saturday. I have written a 'blog' entry about it. Go read it, why don't you?
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Old May 3rd, 2007, 12:17 PM       
There is now a list on my 'Blog' of things it would be awesome for me to have. You should go read it.
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Old May 8th, 2007, 12:46 PM       
I just put up some exellent celebrity 'Dish'. The link to my blog is in my signature, which appears just below this line of text.
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