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Old Jun 2nd, 2008, 11:07 AM        _-Mockery WikiHow
We need to launch an I-Mockery Wiki-How site. I have a few starter ideas. This could be serious business and we could potentially upset a lot of people.

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Old Jun 2nd, 2008, 07:24 PM       
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We need to launch an I-Mockery Wiki-How site. I have a few starter ideas. This could be serious business and we could potentially upset a lot of people.
Make it so. Happy to host it on the server if ya wanna set it up.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2008, 07:32 PM       
I also think it would be a good idea if only McClain and Burbank wrote this, but that's just me
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