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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 12:28 AM        Abby from NCIS
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9izxknOTU

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nCpr5G...eature=related

I watched some of this show when I was bored, and I have come to the conclusion:

THAT I HATE ABBY.

Oh, she's a gooooth and she listens to loud music. She's so young and hip and computer saavy! That makes her quirky, interesting character!

Smug, self-satisfied, smirking, immature little cunt. She makes me want to grab her little pigtails and slam her head into her equipment. She can never just TELL anyone her findings, she has to inform them in the most smug "I'm-so-smart" way possible.

Fuck her. Fuck her with something sharp and sandpapery.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:29 AM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:49 AM       
I have never seen her before. This chick is hot! Thanks Janey!
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:55 AM       
Now I hate her even more.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:55 AM       
I want to grab her little pigtails and slam her head into my "equipment".

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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 02:32 AM       
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I want to grab her little pigtails and slam her head into my "equipment".

Just as long as you make damn sure she gags and chokes.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 02:40 AM       
NO SAM I SAW HER FIRST
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:54 PM       
I never got what's so special about NCIS. It strikes me basically just a dyslexic version of CSI with an extra letter.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 02:31 PM       
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THAT I HATE ABBY.

Oh, she's a gooooth and she listens to loud music. She's so young and hip and computer saavy! That makes her quirky, interesting character!

Smug, self-satisfied, smirking, immature little cunt. She makes me want to grab her little pigtails and slam her head into her equipment. She can never just TELL anyone her findings, she has to inform them in the most smug "I'm-so-smart" way possible.

Fuck her. Fuck her with something sharp and sandpapery.
Fuck yeah. I have seen about 5 minutes of this show and thanks to her cuntbaggery, i've never watched it again.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 03:33 PM       
Did they really need a version of CSI specifically for naval crimes?
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 01:23 AM       
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Fuck yeah. I have seen about 5 minutes of this show and thanks to her cuntbaggery, i've never watched it again.
YES. THANK YOU. I thought I was the only one.




Look at her expression. "Oh look how devilishly cute I am".

Just begging for a slap and a kick to the cunt.
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 01:36 AM       
I'd kick her in the cunt with my penis.
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 12:50 PM       
i hate ncis but if i could i'd sure bang her
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 02:20 PM       
that bitch is ugly as hell wtf is wrong with you. She has a bobble head and it looks like she probably had head reduction surgery at some point
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
She can bobble he head on my cock.
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 03:08 PM       
yea old desperate guys go for young ugly pussy all the time
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 03:12 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 10:23 AM       
Seriously... I don't get what all the hype is about w/ this dame. She's about as mainstream psuedo-goth-pop as you'll ever see.

Aside from the fact that the show takes the word embellishment to a new level (makes JAG look reputable) I will never watch it because once I saw this chick I was finished. She's offensive to my cynical sensibilities.

And the fact that I'm hearing about guys flailing their pork pistols all over the place for this hack makes me even more incensed. If this exact same girl had a short 'do and lost the dog collar half of you half wits wouldn't notice her at all.

The guys who like her are the same guys that wear Teva's and baggy sweatshirts, "browsing" the T-shirt wall at Hot Topic - when they're really gazing at the mindless teenage drones donning studs & pleather. What a sad existence. These are the same people who love anime because it's being shoved down their throat. Or because they believe in the real-life manifestation of a Japanese cartoon chick in a short skirt with spiked garters.

Worse than ravers IMO.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 11:50 AM       
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Seriously... I don't get what all the hype is about w/ this dame. She's about as mainstream psuedo-goth-pop as you'll ever see.

Aside from the fact that the show takes the word embellishment to a new level (makes JAG look reputable) I will never watch it because once I saw this chick I was finished. She's offensive to my cynical sensibilities.

And the fact that I'm hearing about guys flailing their pork pistols all over the place for this hack makes me even more incensed. If this exact same girl had a short 'do and lost the dog collar half of you half wits wouldn't notice her at all.

The guys who like her are the same guys that wear Teva's and baggy sweatshirts, "browsing" the T-shirt wall at Hot Topic - when they're really gazing at the mindless teenage drones donning studs & pleather. What a sad existence. These are the same people who love anime because it's being shoved down their throat. Or because they believe in the real-life manifestation of a Japanese cartoon chick in a short skirt with spiked garters.

Worse than ravers IMO.
damn your great verbal works makes me fell bad about my self now i'm gonna praise rosari dawson's hotness
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 12:55 PM       
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damn your great verbal works makes me fell bad about my self now i'm gonna praise rosari dawson's hotness
Now there's a woman.

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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 01:44 PM       
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Seriously... I don't get what all the hype is about w/ this dame. She's about as mainstream psuedo-goth-pop as you'll ever see.

Aside from the fact that the show takes the word embellishment to a new level (makes JAG look reputable) I will never watch it because once I saw this chick I was finished. She's offensive to my cynical sensibilities.

And the fact that I'm hearing about guys flailing their pork pistols all over the place for this hack makes me even more incensed. If this exact same girl had a short 'do and lost the dog collar half of you half wits wouldn't notice her at all.

The guys who like her are the same guys that wear Teva's and baggy sweatshirts, "browsing" the T-shirt wall at Hot Topic - when they're really gazing at the mindless teenage drones donning studs & pleather. What a sad existence. These are the same people who love anime because it's being shoved down their throat. Or because they believe in the real-life manifestation of a Japanese cartoon chick in a short skirt with spiked garters.

Worse than ravers IMO.
How right you are.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 02:01 PM       
Your right about the hair change, I just want to fuck her because of that look. It's called a fetish, glad you could learn something today.

No if you'll excuse me, I'll go do all those things in the last paragraph.

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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 02:19 PM       
Fetish or not, she's a pretty tepid TV persona. Should I give her credit for making concerted efforts to look like a cutesy Gothic Hello Kitty Snuff Doll?

And her bangs? Sooooo 1995.
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