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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:29 AM        Oh my God. Pornographic/masturbatory/moral dilemma
Fuck. I didn't know who to tell. Frankly, I'm too ashamed to tell my friends what just happened but you all as strangers can help me fucking process what just happened.

It's pretty late, I'm stoned, watching Comedy Central. Because it's so late every commercial break is Girls Gone Wild and I thought "Hey, I wanna see some college titties and some fuckin', so I'll put in "college" in a porn website search. Watched the first video. Totally awesome, held up its end of the bargain. My ass gets greedy and thinks "One mo' time." So I click on a related video that had a set of titis that I really liked. I'm still halfway watching Comedy Central and during commercials I go back to the porn. But, umm... I'm pretty sure I saw this drunk college girl get raped. I'm not talking "Oh, she was just super drunk but she was into it and it seemed to sober her up" shit; I'm talking, she didn't move through anything the guys did to her and it was obvious she wasn't pretending to be asleep - she was fucking unconscious.

When I realized what the fuck was going on, it was too late and I had already touched myself enough to where I honestly feel like I'm in danger of going to hell - or creating my own hell - because I watched this. I've done some pretty fucked up shit, but this one makes me want to puke. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Is there anything I can do? Fuck. I'm seriously going to be ruined for life if there's something I can do and don't. So... help, please. Fuck.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 05:56 AM       
thats why i always stick to lesbian porn less rape
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 06:08 AM       
its not a big deal you're absolved of everything ;o

IF YOU RESALLY WAN A MORAL ASRGUMENT FOR YOUR INNOCENCE I CAN SUPPLY ONE.

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I've done some pretty fucked up shit, but this one makes me want to puke. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Is there anything I can do? Fuck. I'm seriously going to be ruined for life if there's something I can do and don't. So... help, please. Fuck.
stop feeling bad about it ;o its not like you were getting off on the fact that she was being raped :O and for all you know she got knocked unconscious on purpose!

i guess if you feel really bad about it though you can get really drunk and fall unconscious and ill rape you.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 06:55 AM       
hahaha yes once again the solution to a problem in loveline is rape
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 07:21 AM       
If it makes you feel any better there is no physical hell for you to go to; so worst case scenario is that you feel bad about this for a few days and forget about it.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 09:52 AM       
Quite the pickle you've gotten yourself into.

I guess you could devote your life to becoming some kind of vigilante rape detective. You could be Rape Man. Though that name may already be in use in Japan.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 12:29 PM       
*slap upside the head*

Notify the authorities, you moron!

https://tips.fbi.gov/

Jesus. Am I the only person on here with common sense? This is what the FBI is there for!

If you want to redeem yourself and be able to sleep at night, report it and let the feds track down the guys that did it and bring them to justice. Then your conscience will be clear. Make sure you include the URL and the date you accessed it in the report.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 01:51 PM       
Please link the video so I can see if it was truly rape.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 01:52 PM       
Yeah, but I think they make "Rape Porn". It's fake but sicko's buy it. They're like fake snuff films.

You might as well not give people handshakes either because you've touched your dick with your hand. That hand in turn has handshaked many people already. At least one of those people has killed someone. Therefore your penis has killed an unknown amount of people in your life.

It's no big deal.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 02:00 PM       
That's no way to talk to a lady
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 02:18 PM       
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Therefore your penis has killed an unknown amount of people in your life.

It's no big deal.


I didn't mean to...
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:17 PM       
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Yeah, but I think they make "Rape Porn". It's fake but sicko's buy it. They're like fake snuff films.

You might as well not give people handshakes either because you've touched your dick with your hand. That hand in turn has handshaked many people already. At least one of those people has killed someone. Therefore your penis has killed an unknown amount of people in your life.

It's no big deal.
If there's even a remote possibility of it being real, then you he has a moral duty to report it. Besides, a rape porn video would probably have the "victim" awake and protesting, rather than unconscious.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:50 PM       
HEY KIDS

WANNA ADD MORE INFORMATION TO YOUR FILE IN THE FBI DATABASE?

IT'S EASY! JUST GO HERE AND MAKE A REPORT, JUST LIKE A JUNIOR FEDERAL AGENT! WOW!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:53 PM       
think of how many people out there would actually put in their real information
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:54 PM       
They have your I.P. they don't need your real name.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:57 PM       
Dur, these hypothetical people wouldn't even be able to figure out how to use a single proxy, but that's beside the point as it's the thought process involved that's stunning
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:01 PM       
Except for the fact that actresses get paid for it.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:02 PM       
I was jerking to porn and it became obvious that the girl was not enjoying things at all. Totally lost my boner. I should have called the FBI just in case something illegal was going on. I know they would be ok with me if it turned out that I was just over being sensitive.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:03 PM       
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HEY KIDS

WANNA ADD MORE INFORMATION TO YOUR FILE IN THE FBI DATABASE?

IT'S EASY! JUST GO HERE AND MAKE A REPORT, JUST LIKE A JUNIOR FEDERAL AGENT! WOW!
Don't be fucking stupid. You're turning into Geggy, for fuck's sake. Do you honestly think that the FBI keeps files on every American? Do you think they have the time or resources?

Tadao, you are making a straw man. There is a difference between not enjoying it and being unconscious.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:03 PM       
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I was jerking to porn and it became obvious that the girl was not enjoying things at all. Totally lost my boner.
That's where you lost your boner?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:04 PM       
I was jerking to porn and I noticed unmarked cds in the background of one of the shots, which the RIAA tells me might be used for illicit file sharing activities. I immediately notified the FBI in case something illegal had happened
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:04 PM       
"Hello FBI. I'd like to report a missing boner."
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Don't be fucking stupid. You're turning into Geggy, for fuck's sake. Do you honestly think that the FBI keeps files on every American? Do you think they have the time or resources?
You do know that they had people listening to random people on phone calls right? But yeah, you go ahead and fill out that little form there and maybe they will give you an official FBI Jr. badge!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 04:05 PM       
And if there's one thing the FBI knows, it's how to make a boner!
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