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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 07:05 PM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 07:08 PM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 07:21 PM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 11:52 PM       
How about playing matador with a red towel on a very transited highway
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 12:25 AM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 01:41 AM       
wow i dont even remembner posting this..... damn looks like i got alot to do next time i get drunk
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 03:15 AM       
You could invite girls over and play spin the bottle.

You could count all the hairs on your toes.

You could organize your collection of antique typewriter keys.

You could drink beer.
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 10:05 AM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 11:15 AM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 05:16 PM       
Karaoke!

There was some kids(barely looked 21) on monday who needed some liquid courage. He asked the bartender what a strong shot was that would get them in the mood for singing quickly. This guy next to me was like "Whiskey". This kid was like "Nah, bro. I need something for the ladies too. Hmmm, Give me four shots of lemon drops."

When he said four shots he also raised his hand with four fingers and a thumb up. I like to think he was meaning 4 shots and a thumbs up at the same time but its not likely.
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 05:23 PM       
Tequila tequila tequila. That is the answer to every question in a bar.
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 08:16 PM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 08:18 PM       
even ladies like it!
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Old Jul 11th, 2009, 04:16 AM       
Going Balding is fun when toasted, you know going though town yelling bald at bald people and generally being arseholes, in a car naturally. Pointing at the bald person while yelling bald out the window so they know its them heheheheh
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Old Jul 11th, 2009, 05:05 AM       
lol yea that happens to me when I'm out with the bros they'll be all, "HEY BRAH WANT TO GO BALDING" and ill be all, "FUCK YEA" or sometimes they'll be all, "WANT TO GO FATTING" and I'll be all "FUCK NO I NEED TO WATCH MY WEIGHT" and that will make them laugh cause they will get the joke.

I'm pretty much against other types of INGING because it is just discriminatory i mean obviously this comes from a long line of bigotry its just the newest form its precident was ******ing, fagging and womanwhenshe'soutsidewithouthermaning its just uncivil to engage in those practices now a days.
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Old Jul 11th, 2009, 05:41 PM       
GO BACK TO 1998 AND PLAY WIPEOUT 64
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Old Jul 12th, 2009, 12:22 AM       
Put 'im in the cabin with the Captain's daughter
Put 'im in the cabin with the Captain's daughter
Put 'im in the cabin with the Captain's daughter
Early in the morning!
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Old Jul 12th, 2009, 03:25 AM       
txt message, drive, or have sex irresponsibly.
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Old Jul 12th, 2009, 03:51 PM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2009, 06:47 PM       
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txt message, drive, or have sex irresponsibly.
ALL AT ONCE
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Old Jul 12th, 2009, 08:54 PM       
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txt message, drive, or have sex irresponsibly.
last night i drank wildi rsh rose with vodka chasers for the first time and i did all of those by myself
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 12:20 PM       
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HELLZ yeah
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 06:01 PM       
throw huge boulders through parked cars, snowboard down some stairs, fill people's beers up with liquid soap, and of course throw cans of paint into a fire.
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 08:01 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 08:23 PM       
Go hang out with some good friends and decide that you all "really like each other" black out for the next 4 hours and wake up cold, lonely, and broken.
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