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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 01:53 PM       


Is cancer really that bad and scary?

http://cancer.about.com/od/foodguide/a/grillingmeat.htm

I mean there is a cure for it coming soon anyways. I like my meat really really cooked.

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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 02:10 PM       
It's a good thing I like meat rare, then.
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WILLIE WEBSITE, UPDATES ONCE EVERY TWO FISCAL YEARS
Thanks for this Willie a while back I checked your site when it wasn't there and I was looking for the mustache picture of Brad the unfunny canadian who sucks

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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 09:33 PM       
your welcome s.u. olhim also note i am working on making it vaguely less awful than your average myspace page (NOTE THE MUSIC PLAYER THAT NOT ONLY ASKS YOU WHETHER IT GOES OR NOT, BUT WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC YOU ARE INTERESTED IN LISTENING TO)
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 12:36 AM       
Gallery show went very well but I am wiped the hell out. I am not good at being social.

Fruit tart was gone before anything else, not counting the plum wine (people had the plum wine drained within half an hour and you could pick 'em out by the purple mouths).
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 12:59 AM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 10:38 AM       
a bit outdated, no?
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 05:37 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 05:51 PM       

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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 05:52 PM       
^ Finally, I have something to do for an hour before I leave work. Also, has anyone seen the new Harry Potter commercial with the LARPing, its really bad but kinda funny.
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 06:01 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 06:03 PM       
Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 10:03 PM       
ive got the hiccups
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 10:14 PM       
Hold your breath and keep holding it for about a day or so.
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 10:25 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 08:55 AM       
I had the hiccups last week, and they lasted for about three days. Good luck.

Some guy at work was telling me that he saw someone on TV that had the hiccups for his entire life. I didn't believe him because I hate him, but it was probably true.

If it looked like my hiccups were going to last forever, I would probably have surgery to get rid of the air pocket trapped in my throat or whatever causes hiccups nowadays. Either that or shoot myself.
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 11:19 AM       
2½ years ago some girl in Pensacola claimed to have had hiccups for 3 weeks solid. Then, less than two weeks later ANOTHER girl in NC claimed to have been sneezing for 3 weeks solid.

Must have been a slow news month.
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 12:23 PM       
I know you can drink water upside and it'll cure it. Most people don't realize that you're only choking/drowning yourself though.
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 12:37 PM       
I hear bashing yourself in the head with a metal pot will cure them.
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 12:37 PM       
Or you could just smoke some pot. Either way.
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 12:48 PM       
i always would just alternate hyperventilating and breath holding :/ dunno how well it works though
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 02:58 PM       
I just man up and force them to stop by refusing to hiccup.
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