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Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 05:37 PM       
The Broncos can take Jackson or Rosie plus Chester Taylor and a 2nd round pick.

Or they can just give us Cutler for a first.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 05:48 PM       
One theory I heard is that Belichick is legitimately worried about the Broncos as a play off team. Not so much with the Chiefs.

Of course, a pissed off Jay Cutler looking to prove his worth may end up being a bigger problem than a happy Matt Cassel.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 11:48 AM       
The3re seems to be some allegations of dirty pool from people toward Belichick regarding the Cassel trade

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl,144951

Well, a Belichick move without controversy is like mashed potatoes without gravy
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 05:53 PM       
Matt Birk signed a 3 year deal with the Ravens today.

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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 06:16 PM       
I'm still mourning the loss of Jim Leonhard. I saw Bart Scott's departure coming, but not Lenny!

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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 12:27 AM       
Bye bye T.O.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3953647
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 04:51 AM       
You can breathe now, Pac. Ray Lewis re-signs with the Ravens.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3952887

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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 05:42 AM       
I knew Ray would come back home. He's officially entered "would look weird in another jersey" territory. If Ray doesn't retire a Raven there's something seriously wrong with the universe.
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 09:25 AM       
So, where do TO's release and Warner's extension leave Anquon Boldin? Does he stay in a system that works really well for him as the #2 in a small market? Does he go out to Dallas or either NY team to try and be their #1 with lots of pressure and maybe not an ideal system for him?
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 06:25 PM       
I could see him in Dallas and the NY teams, although for some reason I have a feeling that TO will end up with the Jets.
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 09:07 PM       
Hey maybe TO will end up in Motown. What do you think, Pent?
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 12:13 AM       
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl,146116

A list of teams who've made it known via "league sources" that they have no interest in T.O. In case you don't want to read the article, the teams are: Cowboys, Giants, Redskins, Ravens, Niners, Vikings, Falcons, Browns, Chargers, Eagles, Jets, Titans, Rams.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 10:11 AM       
Somebody's gone done and burned a few bridges.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 01:38 AM       
Can't stop watching...this... video...

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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 06:24 PM       
T.O is a Buffalo Bill
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 06:36 PM       
It's a one year deal, and he's proven it takes him at least 2 years to inject his poison. Have fun with that, though.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 07:08 PM       
I'm on the verge of getting season tickets too.

Maybe we can get Tom Brady to throw for him, Dane Cook to block for him and a whole bunch of other people I don't like to just mix it up in the fray.

You're right though, only one year.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 07:52 PM       
Poor, poor Buffalo. First this and now to kick a city while it's down, TO signs to the Bills.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 08:09 PM       
If he had problems with Romo, just wait till he gets a hold of Trent Edwards.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 08:13 PM       
The best way to cure a personality like TO's is just a good old fashioned ass whoopin.

I mean, that's just what my dad told me while he was drinking beer and wrenching on a truck.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 08:16 PM       
The best way to cure a personality like TO's is to black ball him like the MLB did with Barry Bonds. Fucksticks like him don't belong on ANY team.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 08:18 PM       
Yeah but there will always be a team out there that will think that they can change him. You can't turn a TO into a housewife, so to speak.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 08:24 PM       
Does TO still train in his unorthodox methods? Like how he used to hold whole turkeys in his hands and swing them in the air.

Maybe he'll learn some humility.
Maybe he'll toughen up TEdwards.
Maybe we'll win the Superbowl this time
Maybe we'll.......
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