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Terra · #**126**

Probably both sis. You just need to bring "I can't believe it's not butter!" Or Land O Lakes."

Terra · #**127**

And to squash nasty rumors, Lotida and I are sisters!

:she's the tall one

Girl Drink Drunk · #**128**

SETHOMAS I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKIN' ASS FUCKING PHIL ANSELMO STYLE!

Trash · #**129**

My (Barbarian) GODS your new avatar is stupid, Sniperwulf.

Girl Drink Drunk · #**130**

It kicks your avatar's ass, PUNK. Im done making Seth cry like a bitch, AND NOW IM GONNA SODOMIZE YOU WITH THAT RAZOR DILDO FROM SE7EN YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. THEN IM GONNA MAKE YOU WATCH THE BEST OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: JIMMY FALON AND YOUR GOING TO ENJOY IT BITCH.

Girl Drink Drunk · #**131**

GOD DANM I CHANGED MY AVATAR I HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW. I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA SNAP........SETHMOSES YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP UNLESS YOU WANNA ANOTHER LICKING GOD DANMIT.

Emu · #**132**

what thread is this

Misdemonar · #**133**

Posting, in the old days.

camacazio · #**134**

Ok yeah I cracked up at that.

Sethomas · #**135**

Sniperwulf you're almost as bad as Finnish people. You know why else Finnish people suck? Because residents of Finland and Lapland, respectively, are known as Finns and Lapps. That's just an outright proclamation, "my country sucks and I like sex with men". Since you're from Canada, a country serving as the monarchial douchebag (long-since discarded) of Great Britain, you are guilty by association of the faulty anglocization of the Suomi and Sámi peoples.

Do not question the soundness of my logic. I will not illustrate it for you because your head would explode and I would thereby be accused of commiting a hate crime against the mentally handicapped.

You know something else about Finland? They're the only country to pay the United States in full for debts incurred by World War I. Sounds nice, right? Except it's just a self-righteous fart against the winds of American commerce.

Finland has lots of Lutherans, too. Well, by "lots" I mean that it's considerable for a country of 12 million or so. I won't offend anyone's religious sensibilities (unless you want me to), but I really can't refrain from pointing out that Martin Luther's pathological scrupolosity was rooted in the worst case of constipation in the history of religion.

Girl Drink Drunk · #**136**

That's just nice, Seth, but GOD DANM THIS ISN'T THE PHILOSOPHY SECTION. HERE YOU MAKE WITTY YET NON-PERSONAL INSULTS AND PRETEND YELL TO YELL BY TYPING IN CAPS LOCK, AND SAY RANDOM SHIT. ALSO WATCH YOUR MOUTH ABOUT CANADA OR BY GOD ILL FORCE YOU TO WATCH POINT BREAK AT GUNPOINT

Guitar Woman · #**137**

hey guys what's the closest thing to a fish's rear end, a Finn lolol

Sethomas · #**138**

Sniperwulf, you can't accuse me of using the caps lock key because you [b]just don't know[/i] that I'm not really just using the shift key. When you call my approach "random" you admit that the subtle connections between my posts in their full evolution and those of my interlocutors and thus you're deficient in cognitive capabilities.

I don't know why you'd threaten to hold me at gunpoint when Canada probably has laws forbidding gun ownership to minors and those deficient in cognitive abilities. It wouldn't be hard to find my address from information I've provided on the forums, but for you to come after me is unfeasible because you'd run out of funds while paying for Canadian gasoline before making it to the American border with our own gas prices that would bankrupt you in their own right.

You obviously haven't put much thought into your plan to point a gun to my head.