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Old Sep 5th, 2008, 08:11 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2008, 08:13 PM       
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This is actually some good advice.
I'd like to think I am taking people on a journey; I am not just entertaining people, but giving them something to think about when they leave.
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Old Sep 5th, 2008, 08:18 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2008, 08:22 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2008, 08:23 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2008, 08:28 PM       
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Everyone thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.
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Old Sep 5th, 2008, 09:48 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 01:53 AM       
why are people giving actual help in this thread
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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 01:54 AM       
Because if he gets the girl he might post less.
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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 02:01 AM       
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I'd say try a dinner with her. Don't go to a Chinese or Spanish restaurant though. Get some cologne. Spray it twice in the air, walk through it. DO NOT spray it directly on you. If you guys are around 15-18 range get Curve cologne. It comes with good pheremones and its not too expensive.
If you do get cologne, try to get one that you personally think smells good, not what someone else thinks smells good. I read that people tend to choose perfumes based on what amplifies their own personal pheromones.
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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 02:51 AM       
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Because we care about LordSappington's penis.
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 12:20 AM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 12:42 AM       
Do what chojin says. he seems to have a decent head on his shoulders
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 12:44 AM       
Isn't a movie a bad choice for a first date as you should be trying to get to know each other
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 12:49 AM       
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Isn't a movie a bad choice for a first date as you should be trying to get to know each other
Nah. That's just the warm-up. Second date, lunch.
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 11:33 PM       
If she's your friend, there's no need to ruin the friendship with awkward dating bullshit. Jokingly ask her if she wants to fuck, and if she seems receptive to the idea, pull your penis out. If not, go back to being friends. The attraction will pass after you rub one out.
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 11:58 PM       
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 12:00 AM       
He's got some awesome teachers here man.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 12:23 AM       
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He's got some awesome teachers here man.
Well, that and I've been through the friends to lovers transition. But yeah, Pub, you fuckers have jaded me.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 12:34 AM       
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 12:47 AM       


And in all of my weeks of forum posting, I have never posted, never posted something worthwhile. I've earned every infraction. And in all of my weeks of forum posting, I have never obstructed mockery. And I think too, that I could say, that in my weeks of forum posting that I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know if their whipping-boy is a dick. Well, I am not a dick. I've earned everything I've got.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 04:02 PM       
Dude, she'll totally dig Depeche Mode
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 04:03 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 11:26 PM       
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Sap, how old are you guys? Be honest so I can give you some real help here.
If you ever read the birthdays, I just turned 17. She's 16. She's also a good six inches taller than me, WAY stronger without being muscular, and dominates most every girls' sport in the school. Yet, she's still somehow frickin' adorable and girly.
Also, Tadao, thank you for making me choke on my Rice Krispie with your boner hug comment.
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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 11:34 PM       
Oh, update, I took her to see Tropic Thunder, and it went well. I think I like my chances.
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