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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 11:48 AM        Internet Shopaholic
My advice to you all is this:

1.) Never become a woman (for women, become plaid-wearing dykes or a nudist).

2.) Never get a job - or at least one you know will afford you the luxury and burden of being able to buy things that catch your eye.

3.) Never, under ANY circumstances, get a credit card. Many have fallen and few have recovered from this vile piece of plastic crap-trap.


P.S. To those of you who've helped me shop, thank you - and I hate you.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 12:47 PM       
Anytime, hugh ;D
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 03:39 PM       
You forgot, If you ever get a girlfriend or boyfriend, dont tell your parents.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 04:09 PM       
Hey Hugh, wanna buy an I-Mockery Glow-in-the-dark Skull Shirt?

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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 04:12 PM       
seriously
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 06:48 PM       
I'll buy a shirt from you when they go on sale. Sale items are the only thing that make me feel less stupid for spending money on crap I don't need... so, if you drop the price about $0.50, you've probably got yourself a deal.

Ninja: I bought a different coat (much better, with great character), an exquisite dress, gorgeous Italian leather shoes, and a 1930s Warsaw chic skirt to die for (did you get that?). You and me will conquer the world together!
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