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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 05:12 PM        Farrah Fawcett and her asshole
NEW YORK - Farrah Fawcett is being treated for anal cancer that has spread to her liver.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/fawcetts-c...-says/20894?nc
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 05:19 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 05:55 PM       
Anal cancer is pretty nasty. When you get radiation burns to your ass, that severely reduces the sitting-down options available to you. Think about that.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 05:58 PM       
That sucks. I guess more women get anal cancer than men.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 06:04 PM       
Don't you hate when you think you have cancer but it turns out you just had to take a dump?
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 06:17 PM       
I thought it was a tumor.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 06:24 PM       
I hate it when you think you have to take a dump but it turns out you just had cancer.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 06:27 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 07:18 PM       
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I thought it was a tumor.
It was a milk dud.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 09:47 PM       
No, it was the handle of a baseball bat.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 09:55 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 10:16 PM       
Asshole cancer sucks.

One of my uncles died from it 12 years ago and now his brother has it too.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 10:28 PM       
Yep, I've got a relative with it too, that's hows I know about the sitting-down problems. Cancer in any form is bad but this one in particular just lacks dignity.
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Old Apr 7th, 2009, 04:48 AM       
try having a job where you tell people they have cancer
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Old Apr 7th, 2009, 09:15 AM       
Never mind losing relatives to cancer, imagine having to tell people they have it!
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Old Apr 7th, 2009, 09:35 AM       
Ever read The Cat in the Hat Comes Back? How first there's a pink ring in the tub, then they wipe it with a white dress, and then the dress is pink, and then they throw the dress against the wall and the wall is pink, and finally the whole fucking place is pink?

Cancer's like that in some ways, you can't get anywhere near it without being stained by it somehow. Whether it's you or relatives or having to tell people. And anymore, cancer isn't an if but a when, so even though I'm a cancer patient I'm not gonna get snarky with someone who thinks it's hard having to tell people. Because I'm sure it is. I know for damn sure it's hard on the other end.
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 03:11 AM       
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Never mind losing relatives to cancer, imagine having to tell people they have it!
Yeah, I kind of experience both actually.
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