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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:11 PM       
WE ALL KNOW YOU CHOSE THE METHOD YOU CHOSE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA AND THEY DO NOT TRANSLATE WELL TO MAILSLOT INSERTION.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:12 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:16 PM       
Finland is probably a bit cold to risk putting exposed skin near the metal of a letterbox.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:21 PM       
Silly me for not thinking of that, I live in California where it is all sunshine, surfboards, and celebrity politicians.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:28 PM       
You could always pee in a squirt bottle, I mean, you don't actually have to put piss near your food and then handle it with gloves if you are gonna put it in a mail slot.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:29 PM       
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you don't actually have to put piss near your food
Every household in Finland has it's own oven plate for freezing piss
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:31 PM       
BECAUSE THEY LACK THE SOPHISTICATION TO HAVE WASTE DISPOSAL SO ALL FINNS JUST PISS ON PLATES, FREEZE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE KIDS TO PLAY PISSFRISBEE WITH

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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:33 PM       
I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU CREEPS DO WITH YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS, PROBABLY PUT THEM IN THE OVEN, BAKE THEM, AND THEN DINE UPON THEM AS DESSERTS
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:34 PM       
"MMMMM MATER, THIS TURDENLOG IST VER GUD, HAS LUTEFISKS IN EET"
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:36 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:37 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:38 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:46 PM       
If this assholes home has a phone line running down the side of it, look for the gray box. Open it with an 11mm socket wrench and plug a phone into one of the RJ11 jacks inside it. Now call the police and threaten to kill the president or some shit so it comes back to him and not you.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:56 PM       
like finland is so organized that you can figure anything out by looking into a box. look how confused he is just on his computer
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:57 PM       
We can always blame germans for that :/
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:59 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 04:59 PM       
JUST LIKE A FINN TO BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE GERMANS
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 09:13 PM       
How old is this kid Sap? Does he have a bike? Jack it and pawn it to buy a new phone. If he is older and has a car... Get a pair of dykes (the tool not the carpet lickers) and snip the valve stems on all his tires. If he is queer and doesn't have a bike or a car just kidnap his dog and take it to a pound the next town over or give to your girlfriend (or boyfriend if that's how you swing) as a gift. If none of this is aplicable I have always been a fan of the flaming bag of shit.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 09:19 PM       
Or you can get a prepayed visa and pay for a years subscription to a gay porno mag in his name.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 09:24 PM       
Putting bologna on a car will fuck up paint.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 11:08 PM       
Bologna is brutal

Write "BUT WHO WAS PHONE?" on his hood.
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 12:36 AM       
Why are you folks even talking about cars? Put bolgna on the big wheel man, you'll get your revenge.

Also, don't forget to say "I'm gonna kill you and skin you alive!" when you're mano e mano with him.
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 01:51 PM       
I'm debating if i want to fuck with his car or not. This kid has a BRAND NEW Mustang. While it'd be perfect to mess with it, if I leave anything to trace it back to me, or get caught in the act, I'm going to have him and four or five of his friends drag me out to the woods and string me up for a pinata.
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 02:03 PM       
So you're saying it would be a win-win situation?
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