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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 11:52 PM        Dating online?
Don't know for sure if this topic has been posted yet.
My appologies if it has.
But how many of you tried this?
What were some of your experiances, and what are your feelings about that new Eharmony.com? Im thinking of actually trying this. Has anyone tried that one yet ?
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 11:57 PM       
I TRIED EHARMONY ONCE AND I MET SOMEONE AND WE SECKSED.

I'M NOT SURE IF THAT COUNTS THOUGH. WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION?
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 11:58 PM       
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I TRIED EHARMONY ONCE AND I MET SOMEONE AND WE SECKSED.

I'M NOT SURE IF THAT COUNTS THOUGH. WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION?
I HOPE YOU GOT MARRIED FIREST!!!!!!
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 12:04 AM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 12:05 AM       
I WANT TO MEET SLUTS AND THEIR SLUTTY FRIENDS CAN EHARMONY HELP ME
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 12:11 AM       
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I WANT TO MEET SLUTS AND THEIR SLUTTY FRIENDS CAN EHARMONY HELP ME
Maybe? So far their advertisement has been pretty good.
If not at least less annoying then other ones.
I like the fact that they match based on personality (or so they claim).
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 12:20 AM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 11:50 AM       
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I TRIED EHARMONY ONCE AND I MET SOMEONE AND WE SECKSED.

I'M NOT SURE IF THAT COUNTS THOUGH. WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION?
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 12:05 PM       
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Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply would not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand that we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.


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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 12:49 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 01:02 PM       
aww how sweet of eharmony to keep perndog away from the ladies (or guys).
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 01:05 PM       
I got the same. I'm very lonely, will anybody date me?

Take a moment to go over my strengths:


You are very sincere in actions and words.

You take pride in being very loyal to friends and family.

You are very supportive of other people.

You are good at "troubleshooting" potential problems in a relationship.

You tend to be an objective decision-maker, preferring not to let undue emotions bias your decisions.

You are generally very patient with people.

You are good at considering information from all sides of an issue before making a decision.

You tend to work hard at making sure that other people are happy.

You are excellent at listening to the concerns and ideas of others.

You don't tend to get distracted by superficial issues.

You are good at helping others people reach their goals.

You are a dependable and caring partner.

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You tend to dislike sudden or abrupt changes. You prefer things the way they are. Your motto might be: "If it's not broken, don't fix it."

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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:51 PM       
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Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply would not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand that we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.


I answered all the questions honestly; they just don't like me.
Damn Dude, thats totaly harsh.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 05:09 PM       
I've dated this one girl over the internet. It sucks though cause you cant get teh secks. :O
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 05:36 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 06:38 PM       
JUNGLE MIKE FUCKS NIGGAS
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 09:29 PM       
Yeah I've dated online. It works sometimes until you get tired of all the jaggy typing. Word. Two pages of chatting about how your going to do a rimjob to the guy just doesn't cut it for me. My fingers get pretty tired of that stuff real quick. I wasn't even getting any tick marks for being a post whore.....

But then I fine tuned my search peremiters and actually got to meet somebody and it was great. We broke off and are still buds now.

Haven't tried any online dating services. Not sure I want to go there.

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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 10:09 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 11:56 PM       
Holy Christ that place costs a million dollars. I could get like 10 whores a few miles down the road for what I'd pay for one there.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 10:11 AM       
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Normally I would respond to this but why waist my time with such an intelligent comment. (cough cough. not!) :/
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 01:14 PM       
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