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Anonymous · #1

I was out most of the weekend and don't have a spare set of toiletries, so I decided to spend a few bucks at a dollar store to get shaving stuff.

The cream was this Edge shaving gel stuff that I've seen before in real stores, so it seemed innocent enough, and the razor was one-to-a-pack and had a brand name. So, it didn't seem like I could really go wrong there either.

The cream, after applied, starting bubbling and churning and firing white spray all down my shirt and pants (I know, Robo. It was really SEMEN. Drooling from my MOUTH. LOL!), but in a straightish line, so it looked like a foaming ninja had attacked me with his signature weapon.

Then the blade was roughly 90 degrees away from where it should have been, and did a Killer Instinct 72-hit marvelous combo on my face. The store didn't have aftershave, so I cleaned up my grated face with the handtowel I also bought for $1 and just felt like my head was on fire for the rest of the day.

I mention this because I got back home last night to my Mach 3 Turbo and nearly wet myself with how amazing it was. Go buy one now unless you are a godless homosexual.

And if you are, you can borrow mine.

Ten dollars says the handtowel disintegrates in the dryer.

noob3 · #2

I use the regular gilette razor with only 2 blades, i don't trust a 3rd blade

and i hate shaving, but i got my dad's burly hairy-fuck gene, i'm 16 and i have to shave everyday

all my friends think it's cool BUT I'M LAZY AND I DON'T LIKE LOOKING LIKE A HOBO

FS · #3

Like most people, I hate shaving, so I got an electric razor for my birthday two years ago. And still I manage to sometimes go a week without shaving while I need to do it at least once every two days to not look fucked up. It'd be easier if I could actually grow a beard instead of this gay-looking "there's some dirt on your chin" scruff.

OH THE WOES OF BEING A MAN

Protoclown · #4

I hate shaving too, I only do it about once a week.

Chojin's post made me lol

whoreable · #5

the only thing that ever gets me to shave is the itching. but even that hasnt motivated me to shave for a few weeks.
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noob3 · #6

how do people even grow beards? wouldn't it like be super itchy or does it stop after awhile?

whoreable · #7

it stops.
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Anonymous · #8

I shave every day, pretty much, but only because I completely loathe facial hair. I'm seriously considering electrolysis.

I shave twice, usually - down the first time, then up the second, but if I'm going to some sort of special occasion I shave sideways too 'cause my scruff actually grows out at a weird angle.

Then I am smooooth.

Anyone really know anything about electrolysis? I've heard about home kits. I'd like to know if it works anywhere else, too. I doubt in thirty years or so I'll be like FUCK! SHIT! WHY DID I EVER LOSE MY ASS HAIR?!

noob3 · #9

My mom is going to school to be able to work the lazer for my aunt's plastic surgery gig. Maybe I'll hook you up with a free lazerin'

Anonymous · #10

Laser-i-fic!

Tom Bombadil · #11

Hey! Merry dol! Derry dol day! Chojin, friend, do not be ashamed of your facial hair! We all undergo "manly changes" when we come of age! Derry dol merry day! You should grow a fantastic beard like me, then your lover will have something to hold onto! Ho!

Anonymous · #12

Nice blouse.

Tom Bombadil · #13

Hey now! Derry merry dol! Thank you, young Chojin! It was a gift from my beloved Goldberry! Hey hoy!

And I thank you for hosting my user pic for me! Derry dither day!