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[Guitar Woman]

This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

And I used to post on the X-Play forums.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype

much better, guys! keep up the good work!

Now that actually made me laugh! Guitar Woman, you got a lot to learn. Now, keep on hijacking my thread so I can get you banned, thanks.

[JediScum]

new amalgam

[Blue Gularis]

: A fantasy come true for some.

Damn, I have to get on the plane now- see ya in St Louis, screwie!

[Blue Gularis]

Heya,

I'm back from Singapore and all the decadence that entailed- intensely satisfying doesn't even begin to describe my activities there....
-And so as promised I'm back with yet another creation for all our friendly cartoon amalgam aficionados- it's great to be back!

To get warmed up before taking on a bigger piece I have brought together Speedy Gonzalez-


and The Flash-


-amalgamated as if they were meant to be as:



Flash Gonzalez!


More Saturday morning programming from a nearby parallel world.
I had an absolutely lovely time making it, be assured -enjoy!

[Eyelobe]

Nice work guys

Here's my crude contribution:

Gargamoe!

[DuFresne]

okay, these are all pretty much bad, but that's a new low.

[Blue Gularis]

Hey Eyelobe, thanks- glad you get the pictures. Thanks for adding to the collection! Gargamoe is a fine contribution, well done. I'm going to drink a lot of beer now in your honor.

Cartoon amalgams are proving to be way more fun than I expected. I think I'll get started on a new one tonight, I'm just full of ideas. Too much fucking fun!

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-Oh, what's this? More fan mail!

Originally Posted by DuFresne

okay, these are all pretty much bad, but that's a new low.

Thanks for stopping by, it's always nice to have new windbags to ignore. Nice sig though, Snerdly.

[DuFresne]

in b4 HILARIOUS "add DuFresne to ignore list" prnt scrn

[Blue Gularis]

Coming up next- Atom Ant-Man, and I'm trying to think what to do with the classic Fantastic Four cover. Maybe some Disney, since I've always wanted to be sued by them.

[JediScum]

Originally Posted by DuFresne

okay, these are all pretty much bad, but that's a new low.

You haven't seen ANYTHING yet, sir

Blue Gularis - Nicely done on Flash Gonzales. I'm scrapping the Vision/Tweety idea, for now. I feel I could do way more if I were gonna go there, and my skillz just aren't there yet. I'm thinking soft-core porn with Vision-Tweety and Sylvester as the Scarlet Witch.

I do have a couple other ideas. One is somewhat FF related. It involves crossing 2 characters from the Fantastic Four galaxy of the Marvel Universe with Tom and Jerry. Nothing will infringe on the FF#1 reproduction though.

Another idea came to me today, that involves Ultron-5. Preliminary research has been done. It will be the first character that I will actually give a name to.

Eyelobe - What the hell are you thinking?!?!! It's supposed to be amalgams of fuzzy animals and superheroes. You crossed both lines. Now people will do amalgams of damn near ANYTHING!


















GARGAMOE YOUTH!!! GARGAMOE PRIDE!!!

[Eyelobe]

The power of Gargamoe compelled me.

To be honest, I just wanted to post something. I saw you guys carry the flag into battle and I felt like I should do my part. Creative people: unite!

What's with all these video game people trying to piss on anything with imagination? Isn't this a humour site? I for one love these photoshop/caption/art things. More please!

[DuFresne]

Yes, because shopping one cartoon character's head onto another's body is quite a creative endeavor there, bud. Seriously, as stupid as Blue Giuliani's ( ) and JedisCum's ( ) are, at least they show some skill in drawing out the costumes onto whatever fuzzy animal they arbitrarily picked. Your's is just lame and i was actually a bit surprised to see the two of them embrace you so quickly but I guess it's not much of a circle-jerk with only two people, huh?

[Eyelobe]

A challenge! How about a friendly art duel? You and I, Dufresne - 24 hours to decide the victor. What do you say?

[DuFresne]

[DuFresne]

Hey guys! I wonder what eyelobe's scathing response to this will look like!



NSFW below:

[Eyelobe]

Excellent opening move, my friend. It begins...

[Eyelobe]

Here's a quick jab. I portrayed you as left-handed. Is that accurate?

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Eyelobe

The power of Gargamoe compelled me.

To be honest, I just wanted to post something. I saw you guys carry the flag into battle and I felt like I should do my part. Creative people: unite!

What's with all these video game people trying to piss on anything with imagination? Isn't this a humour site? I for one love these photoshop/caption/art things. More please!

Well said Eyelobe.

I really don't know what the anime/vid game pricks have against this, other than being jealous that they are incapable of producing anything for themselves and are doomed to a life of vicarious thrills- pathetic, really. Those who can, do and those who can't become critics. A pack of shrill, shrieking shrews. I kind of feel sorry of them in the same way I feel sorry for sick, rabid dogs covered with sores- and you know what happens to them, hehe. 'This won't hurt a bit, good boy Yeller.'

I'd like to mention that I have no pretensions about this being any kind of great art- I'm just fucking around with Photoshop and having a good time, it satisfies the same part of my brain that coloring books and dressing up for Halloween do. The only statement happening here is that some of us are here on this forum to have fun and some of us are simply assholes who would like to prevent that- and the more they try the more they look like the pathetic little spoilers their whore moms neglected. Some day I guarantee they will shoot their mouth off in real life and get their teeth kicked out by some big motherfucker who doesn't find their peculiar brand of snide contempt amusing... and yes, I wish it could be me doing that particular bit of ass-kicking, personally.

More amalgams coming up soon, thanks for the support Eyelobe.

[DuFresne]

I think I took that picture in the mirror, dude. But are you sure you portrayed me as left-hended? That looks like a right hand on my cock to me :<

Okay, first of all: you're quite a tard if you think I'm spending any more time on this than I have. I have neither the time, the effort, nor the need to post anything else to prove my point. You unemployed 30-somethings with enough time on your hands to shoop around on some cartoon characters may not remember what this implies (assuming you ever knew in the first place, which is probably a stretch for most of you), but I have a paper due Wednesday for a class in my major.
Besides that: My posts were not meant to be "serious entries into this heralded contest among men ," but rather they were to show that an untrained joe with ms paint can do in little over an hour and a half what you guys seem to believe is an excellent display in creativity. Your response pic really exemplifies this, by the way. I really didn't use anything outside the skillset of a fifth grader insofar as my visual presentation, and neither have you in anything here.

That said: I WIN BY DEFAULT BECAUSE I'M LESS OF A SUCKY PERSON THAN YOU.



ACTUALLY: we both lose because this is retarded to begin with.


Edit: (I started righting this before I noticed eyeguy's latest reply so some of it is a reply to his post before that, encase anyone needed that cleared up)

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by Eyelobe

Here's a quick jab. I portrayed you as left-handed. Is that accurate?

Bahahahahah!

You made the dick waaay too big.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by DuFresne

I think I took that picture in the mirror, dude. But are you sure you portrayed me as left-hended? That looks like a right hand on my cock to me :<

Okay, first of all: you're quite a tard if you think I'm spending any more time on this than I have. I have neither the time, the effort, nor the need to post anything else to prove my point. You unemployed 30-somethings with enough time on your hands to shoop around on some cartoon characters may not remember what this implies (assuming you ever knew in the first place, which is probably a stretch for most of you), but I have a paper due Wednesday for a class in my major.
Besides that: My posts were not meant to be "serious entries into this heralded contest among men ," but rather they were to show that an untrained joe with ms paint can do in little over an hour and a half what you guys seem to believe is an excellent display in creativity. Your response pic really exemplifies this, by the way. I really didn't use anything outside the skillset of a fifth grader insofar as my visual presentation, and neither have you in anything here.

That said: I WIN BY DEFAULT BECAUSE I'M LESS OF A SUCKY PERSON THAN YOU.



ACTUALLY: we both lose because this is retarded to begin with.





Edit: (I started righting this before I noticed eyeguy's latest reply so some of it is a reply to his post before that, encase anyone needed that cleared up)

-What's really sad is I think this guy actually believes his own bullshit. Hello and welcome to 'Who Gives a Fuck?' Thanks for stopping by and making an ass of yourself, we all enjoyed it.

[Eyelobe]

That was a quick battle

The right hand/left hand thing - depends on your technique I guess.

Edit: I know I easily won this duel, Dufresne, but I will accept a rematch any time you want. You started off well but choked at the end.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by JediScum

You haven't seen ANYTHING yet, sir

Blue Gularis - Nicely done on Flash Gonzales. I'm scrapping the Vision/Tweety idea, for now. I feel I could do way more if I were gonna go there, and my skillz just aren't there yet. I'm thinking soft-core porn with Vision-Tweety and Sylvester as the Scarlet Witch.

I do have a couple other ideas. One is somewhat FF related. It involves crossing 2 characters from the Fantastic Four galaxy of the Marvel Universe with Tom and Jerry. Nothing will infringe on the FF#1 reproduction though.

Another idea came to me today, that involves Ultron-5. Preliminary research has been done. It will be the first character that I will actually give a name to.

Eyelobe - What the hell are you thinking?!?!! It's supposed to be amalgams of fuzzy animals and superheroes. You crossed both lines. Now people will do amalgams of damn near ANYTHING!

GARGAMOE YOUTH!!! GARGAMOE PRIDE!!!

Heya JediScum,

A new dip-shit has crawled out from under the rocks, just when I thought Guitar Woman was the biggest doofus I've ever seen we got a real contender with this DuFlensed twat. I thought I was just going to ignore him but it's to much fun to get him wound up. Eyelobe handled him without breaking a sweat and now the little fuckstick's posts are fairly foaming at the mouth- hilarious!!

Your amalgam ideas sound great, looking forward to them! Anything goes.

Damn, this is just too much fun, the only thing better than making goofy pictures is enjoying watching critic wannabes act like a bunch of schizoid Siamese cats with bladder control issues spraying their stench all over the room- funny stuff.

[Blue Gularis]

Originally Posted by DuFresne

Why would you need anyone to suck your cock when you have such nice soft flabby hands? Those are the hands of an anemic shut-in, I bet you are so angry because you have spent your entire life getting beat up for your lunch money. Slap a little Crisco on those fleshy sacks of goo and you are good to go, put them both together around little Willie and you'll have the closest thing you'll ever get to a vagina, DuFelattio! -Or maybe we should just call you DuFuss.

By the way, if you really want a man to suck your cock why not try hanging out in the men's room and playing that foot game I saw on the news? You'd be a natural no doubt, I'm sure there are lots of big biker fags who'd be delighted to make a soft little schmoo like you their bitch.