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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 02:45 PM        THE "CREATE A HORRIFIC XMAS TREE!" CONTEST!

THE "CREATE A HORRIFIC XMAS TREE!" CONTEST!

I-Mockery's latest contest is tied in with the release of "Black Christmas (Unrated)" (the remake) on DVD. Though I never saw the original version of the movie which is supposed to be really good, I had a great time when I saw this movie in the theater. It's filled with plenty o' deaths and goes way over-the-top with the dark humor. Definitely one of the more entertaining horror comedies I've seen in recent times.

So, for I-Mockery's latest contest, I want you to design the most horrific Christmas tree you can come up with. All you have to do is photoshop whatever kinds of horrific decorations you want onto a picture of a Christmas tree (if you don't have photoshop, just use whatever image editing program you like). Just think about anything in life that horrifies you and how you could turn it into decorations on a tree. It doesn't have to be just stuff from horror movies, it can be anything you find scary. I'll be interested to see what horror top your tree. ho, ho, ho.

And if you need a tree to decorate, here's one you can use:


If you don't like this tree, feel free to use any others you can find pictures of or draw one of your own.

One lucky winner will receive a brand new copy of the Black Christmas Unrated DVD! That's all there is to it. Just choose any decorations you like and add them onto the tree! As always, if you have any questions, feel free to ask.

RULES:

-To participate, you must register an account on these forums (if you don't already have one) and post your entries in this thread.

-Once the contest is over, myself and the other staff members will vote on the entries! First place winner will receive a brand new copy of the Black Christmas Unrated DVD.

-Entries will be judged on creativity and humor.

-Whether you win or not, your entries will be put on display for everybody to enjoy.

-Enter as many times as you like!

Ok that's it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Good luck to all of you!

This contest ends 5/15/07.
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 05:29 PM       
What's the difference between the rated and the unrated version?
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 05:48 PM       
Looks like I'll be first to post

This scares me
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 05:48 PM       
Well there are deleted scenes, 3 alternate endings and some documentary type videos on it. I'm not sure if there is anything else on the DVD that wasn't shown in the theatrical release. I only saw the movie in theaters and haven't had a chance to watch my DVD copy of it yet. Been too busy working on the site as usual heheh. Wouldn't surprise me if there's some extra gore in there though.
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 05:50 PM       
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Been too busy working on the site as usual heheh.
I'm sure you have
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 05:56 PM       
THE TREE OF DEATH
So evil, it set itself on fire
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 05:57 PM       
Ahhh, I've got a couple of ideas, although one of them will involve dragging the Christmas tree up out of the basement... not sure how I'll explain that one to the family.
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 06:33 PM       
And finally.....
The "Classic" electric tree..... with someone being sliced in the background
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Old Apr 17th, 2007, 12:05 AM       


That boy has some bad encouragement.
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Old Apr 17th, 2007, 12:52 AM       
Oh, and this.



FORK TREE!!!
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Old Apr 17th, 2007, 01:58 PM       
How is this not the scariest ting... ever?!

The 'Aquaman' Tree

He can smell the Dolphins
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 01:37 PM       
The annoying thing is that I have loads of ideas, just I don't wanna be flooding the competiton
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 06:44 PM       
Rog, you pushed me to this!

This is actually lingering in my mind and I know it'll haunt my dreams tonight....

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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 08:43 PM       
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And finally.....
The "Classic" electric tree..... with someone being sliced in the background

oh yeah... this ones good.
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Old Apr 19th, 2007, 11:59 AM       
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oh yeah... this ones good.
Mate, until you actually post something which is RELEVANT to threads, please shut up.

Thank you for your time


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Old Apr 23rd, 2007, 12:56 AM       


i was gonna add more but i thought i might enter one more time with my other ideas.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:07 AM       


hres a bigger one. sorry
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Old Apr 23rd, 2007, 01:10 AM       
Love the name, dude.
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Old Apr 24th, 2007, 04:11 PM       
Just you wait.
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 12:42 AM       
There are so many unused racist jokes for the title there.
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Old Apr 25th, 2007, 12:43 PM       
Don't want to step over the line though
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