A compilation of Advanced Techniques

[Durin]

This will be a place for people to list and explain advanced or special sex techniques. The need for this came to me after some thinking on conversations had over World of Warcraft.

#1. The Spiderman - wherein you take your wad of cum in your hand and use a spiderman-like motion to fling it at your womans face, while of course shouting SPIDERMAN

#2. The Abe Lincoln - wherein you jizz on the woman's face and you take some shaven pubic hairs and attach them, thus giving the woman an Abe Lincoln style beard.

[GADZOOKS]

#3 The Drew Carey- When you regurgitate tired and bad sex jokes all over a woman's face.

[MockMeAmadeus]

#4 The Steven Spielberg - When you look at an old picture of your german teacher and motion some lotion over the picture.

[Misdemonar]

this board suckssss

[Yggdrasill]

#5 The Pepto-Bismol - Having an overindulgent girl suck your dick to relieve heartburn.

#6 The Lady Luck - Having sex with a woman with your dick.

#7 The X-box 369 - Sucking dicks after playing Halo

dick dick dicks

[Grislygus]

Cunt punt

[Cosmo Electrolux]

#8 - The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else

#9. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

#10 27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her

[executioneer]

the airplane you cut off your d*ck and nuts and say "here comes the airplane better open up the hanger" and then you die from blood loss

[Cosmo Electrolux]

#12- The I-mockery special - you take your clothes off in front of her, she laughs at your dick. Then, start a thread in loveline about how big a stud you are, or how all women are whores.

[Rongi]

the rape - fuck a girl/guy that doesnt want to be fucked

[MLE]

i giggled at rongi's response ;<

[WhiteRat]

# 91 Posting a thread on I-mockery about advanced sexual techniques - This is when you do some thinking on conversations had over World of Warcraft.