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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 12:08 PM        ******REALLY BAD NEWS FOR LIBERALS!!!!!!******
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash5.htm

KERRY POLL RANK LOWER THAN DUKAKIS, JESSE JACKSON, MARTHA STEWART, PUTIN
Tue Sep 14 2004 12:06:00 ET

In last week's WASHINGTONPOSTWABCNEWS Poll, John F. Kerry was viewed favorably by 36 percent of registered voters, down 18 points over the past six months.

But just how low Kerry's standing has fallen cannot be appreciated fully without comparing his standing with that of other household names in GALLUP polls over the years, the POST's Dana Milbank reported on Tuesday.

Kerry finds himself in a dead heat with Martha Stewart and Joseph McCarthy, and behind Herbert Hoover -- although he narrowly beats O.J. Simpson.

Michael Jordan: 83 (2000)

Tony Blair: 76 (2003)

Pope John Paul II: 73 (2003)

Democratic Party: 54 (2004)

John Ashcroft: 49 (2003)

Michael Dukakis: 47 (1988)

Prince Charles: 45 (2003)

Herbert Hoover: 43 (1944)

Jesse Jackson: 38 (2003)

Vladimir Putin: 38 (2003)

John Kerry: 36 (2004)

Martha Stewart: 36 (2004)

Joseph McCarthy: 35 (1954)

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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 12:22 PM       
Joe McCarthy is Toast.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 12:34 PM       
This poll is irrelevant. It doesn't even show Kerry's approval rating compared to those of the Three Stooges, including Shemp AND Curly Joe.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 01:02 PM       
You can tell it's *really* bad news because Ronnie used more asterisks than usual. Not to mention a hail of exclamation marks.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 02:20 PM       
What's your point, Ronnie? Should I vote for Bush now?
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 02:25 PM       
Shemp and Curly Joe are irrelevant.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 05:31 PM       
I think this is Ronnie's lame attempt at humor.

HA HA HA LOL
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 06:10 PM       
I'll say one thing, that Drudge is a funny guy. Seriously. He's, like, Gallagher, but even better.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 07:48 PM       
And I didn't think that it got any better than Gallagher..
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 08:55 PM       
Hey small victory. Now ronnie types 'liberals' in thread names.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 10:35 AM       
HE'S RISKING CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME FOR HIS CONVICTIONS! That's the kind of courage W showed when he kind of fullfilled his national guard service during a time of war maybe.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:02 AM       
Well, at least he didn't shoot an injured boy in the back as he was running away and then lie about it to get a purple heart for his self inflicted injury.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:06 AM       
...what?
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:22 AM       
It's true according to eye witnesses.

Thanks Chojin, for putting my pic back on...
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:29 AM       
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Well, at least he didn't shoot an injured boy in the back as he was running away and then lie about it to get a purple heart for his self inflicted injury.
I don't understand how ho-ing down a child fleeing in a wheelchair results in a self-inflicted injury. Nor can I think of a more hilariously EVIL story to magically surface around election time. Next eyewitnesses will report having seen Kerry use his purple hearts as crude anal beads on his african male consort while drinking heavily from a clay bowl full of kitten blood.

I changed domains a long time ago, I just updated the part before the .com. But you're welcome all the same.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:39 AM       
"I don't understand how ho-ing down a child fleeing in a wheelchair results in a self-inflicted injury." - Cho

He wasn't in a wheelchair and he was hit by his own bullet fragments during the incedent.

That's what caused the scratch on his arm.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 12:01 PM       
So, the kid was running away and limping, kerry opens fire on him, and the bullets explode on contact, sending 'bullet shrapnel' into kerry's arm.

I don't think even Ranxer would believe that.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 12:18 PM       
WTF. Can we get a ballistics expert in here? I'm thinking that would require you to practically shoot THROUGH YOUR OWN ARM.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 12:28 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 12:35 PM       
Geez, you people are so ignorant. People get hit by bullet fragments all the time in warfare...especially at close range.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 12:41 PM       
I thought the kid was running away.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 01:03 PM       
Ummm... That was actually the Silver Star, which later had a Flying V on it though none of those were ever issued... and the after action report was filed by Kerry and supposedly signed off on by someone who now denies it... or something...
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 01:21 PM       
Chojin, the kid was running away....

You know, Kerry is a self proclaimed war criminal.....

Did you know that?
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 02:30 PM       
Wait, so he shot a kid in the back, and the bullet exploded and hit him in the arm?
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 02:42 PM       
Also, take a look at this disturbing bit of news for the Democrats:



Kerry is in every deeper trouble now, as a recent GALLUP poll finds him even lower in relation to seemingly unrelated things and people.


Dolph Lundgren: 88 (2000)

Tony Danza: 83 (2000)

Johnnie 5: 76 (1993)

Backstreet Boys: 73 (1998)

Yahoo Serious: 49 (1993)

Hotmail: 47 (1996)

Pencil Shavings: 45 (2003)

Tomatoes, as a fruit: 38 (2003)

Shub Niggurath: 38 (1927)

John Kerry: 36 (2004)

Ricky Martin: 36 (1997)

WWII: 35 (1996)

Dennis Kucinich: 2 (2003)



Critics say that unless John Kerry can elevate himself beyond The Black Goat with a Thousand Young, his campaign may be headed for disaster.
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