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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 07:17 PM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 07:51 PM       
asf saves asshole from children parents OR qfd saves parents from children's asshole
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 11:28 PM       
You just know those kids are never going to get into politics...
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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 12:38 PM       
i think its funny how they want to forget the past while honoring their ancestry. But yea aryan nation doesn't honor anybody's ancestry.

Unless they are trying to honor the aryans or something. lol ;/
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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 10:01 PM       
They weren't even trying with that. If they just named the kids "Adolf" or "Eva", then that would be a little odd, but understandable. But it's pretty danged obvious what they were going for with "Hitler" and "Aryan Nation"!
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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 10:15 PM       
Those kids would never stand a chance in an inner city school.
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Old Jan 18th, 2009, 12:10 AM       
Kind of makes me wonder how the nurses and doctors who delivered the babies reacted.

Doctor: Congradulations Mrs. Cambell! It's a boy!

Mrs. Cambell: Oh, I'm so happy! I'm going to name him Adolf. Adolf Hitler Cambell.

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Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 06:21 PM       
The Doctor reveals his name is Joseph Stalin Rogers, and then the Dr. and Mr. Cambell high 5

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Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 08:22 PM       
Nah, Communism's one of the big ones that Fascism hates. Hitler had an uneasy alliance with Stalin, but they basically hated each other and wound up fighting anyway.

Now if he was named Hirohito Showa, that might work a bit better.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 08:34 PM       
What? I just hate it when people automatically lump Communism and Fascism together. They're actually on complete opposite sides of the political spectrum. Commies are far left and Fascists are extreme right.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2009, 08:47 PM       
yes but they were both mass-murdering fuckheads to quote a standup comedian
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Old Jan 23rd, 2009, 03:32 PM       
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What? I just hate it when people automatically lump Communism and Fascism together. They're actually on complete opposite sides of the political spectrum. Commies are far left and Fascists are extreme right.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2009, 04:40 PM       
maybe they took the kid cuz he didnt get a bday cake.

poor little fella.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2009, 09:15 PM       
Well in any case, Communists and Fascists are against each other.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2009, 11:51 PM       
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Well in any case, Communists and Fascists are against each other.
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communism and fascism are both totalitarian ;o
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Old Jan 24th, 2009, 06:03 AM       
'S not.

My friend works in for child protection services, and he has a peg board in his office for putting all the retarted names they hear up on. Posh Spice is popular, Subaru, Holden, Ford, Jim Beam, Bundy-and-Cola, Shane Warne. He says that a name isn't enough to take a child away for, but every stupid name they come across is always followed up by a case of some other form of more serious abuse. Like forgetting to feed them or giving them drugs.
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Old Jan 24th, 2009, 07:06 PM       
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True. I was more trying to show how they could be lumped together.
Yeah. I guess the "political spectrum"' is kind of up to interpretation to a degree. But I find it amusing when people say something like "You're a fascist commie!" as nobody could be both.

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Well Holden was the name of the kid from "Catcher in the Rye". I guess though that in the case of the more extreme names ("Bundy-and-Cola? Where the heck's that one from?), it would probably say something about the parents...

Now that I think about it, director Ron Howard apparently names his kids after the places they were conceived at. His daughter - and actress - Bryce Dallas Howard got her name because she was conceived in Dallas, Texas at Bryce Hotel. I wonder if she ever had to do a report on school about how her parents decided to name her...
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Holden is a car company and Bundy and Cola is short for Bundaberg Rum mixed with cola.
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Oh...

But Holden Caufield was the name of the main character in "Catcher in the Rye". His name is believed to have come from movie stars (as the character felt the movies were "phony")
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Old Jan 24th, 2009, 11:06 PM       
No shit.

And I highly doubt that dipshit parents that get investigated are cerebrally-oriented enough to even have read Salinger's Rye, much less name their kid after the main character.
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Old Jan 25th, 2009, 12:54 AM       
You never know. The name "Wendy" didn't really get too popular until after Peter Pan was written, so arguably plenty of people that time were naming their daughters after literary characters.
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