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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 09:09 AM       
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Isn't tapping out what you do when you are losing a fight?

I thought tapout was a brand name associated with the fighting. All the lumpen-scum that live here all started wearing this tapout crap just out of nowhere. One day it was G-Unit and then suddenly it's Tapout.

Hahahahaha. That's awful. Also, that is what they do when they're losing the fight. I feel like people wearing TAPOUT are tapping out to the fashion industry.

I'd like to see an old codger that lives in a hill confront someone wearing a tapout shift and regail him the deplorable time the well tapped out. No one had water for weeks. Myrtie died from the dehydration. Cousin Skeeter fell asleep in the well basin waiting for the water to tap back on. Cousin skeeter died of a water overdose in her sleep.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 09:18 AM       
we all got syphillus that year
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 09:19 AM       
Flashlight term is confusing. It could be confused for a camera flash. Which flashes and is a light.
Torch would be confused for some flaming stick that you see on dungeon walls.

It should be called Battery-powered-portable-Handheld-illumination-device. ^_^
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 09:44 AM       
MMA and Tapout and UFC and all that shit is crap.

All it means is that the people that glare at me on my way to and from work everyday, and who are most likely conspiring to steal my wallet/life, are more likely to have huge muscles thanks to protein shakes and whey.

I'll have to start carrying a torch for defense.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 10:57 AM       
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MMA and Tapout and UFC and all that shit is crap.

All it means is that the people that glare at me on my way to and from work everyday, and who are most likely conspiring to steal my wallet/life, are more likely to have huge muscles thanks to protein shakes and whey.

I'll have to start carrying a torch for defense.
and a pitchfork.
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 11:02 AM       
Is the urban jungle of Tasmania really that dangerous? From what you describe it, it sounds like skid row o.o
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 11:28 AM       
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"A torch which uses fire as its light-source is often called a "burning torch", to distinguish from the modern use of the word "torch" to mean "flashlight" in all English speaking countries outside North America."
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 01:41 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 02:23 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 02:51 PM       
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WHAT DO YOU CALL THE FLESHLIGHT OVER THERE THEN?
We call them Cartwrights after old Admiral Cartwright's revenge. :cartwrighthandshake
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 04:31 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2010, 05:29 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2010, 12:18 AM       

fuck, that's catchy
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Old Nov 10th, 2010, 12:34 AM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2010, 11:14 AM       
Why is thinkgeek selling 28 products relating to bacon? Bacon-obsession is a nerd stereotype now? So much so that people are willing to buy bacon soap?

It's like they're encouraging these people to finally take showers and they'll still smell gross anyway
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Old Nov 10th, 2010, 12:17 PM       
BACOOONN!!! LOOL

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Old Nov 10th, 2010, 03:10 PM       
PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!! CHEESE+PIES= EIPIC WIN!!!LOL!
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Old Nov 10th, 2010, 08:34 PM       
Cheese Pies are yummy though.
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Old Nov 10th, 2010, 08:35 PM       
Guys, that is a bacon and cheese pie. I have some in my fridge.
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Old Nov 10th, 2010, 08:36 PM       
I do not eat bacon or cheese though because I suck eggs.
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Old Nov 10th, 2010, 08:37 PM       
That is to say I am Vegan.
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