May 21st, 2006, 10:38 PM
NEW ARTICLE: "TIPS FOR MODERN DADS!"
As you all know by now, there haven't been any new pieces on I-Mockery for the past 2 weeks or so due to our moving across the country. And while the travel journal was a total blast and I'm looking forward to doing a big photo-piece wrap-up of the entire trip, the site should be getting back to normal now. With that in mind, here's Max's latest piece for modern dads!
I recommend sternly advising your newborn to 'button that lip!' the instant their head breeches the birth canal.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
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