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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 11:00 PM        Harry Potter Fucks Horses and Gets Naked!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5223520.stm

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Naked stage role for Potter star

Radcliffe has starred in four Potter films and is now making a fifth
Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is to appear on the London stage next year, playing a stable boy who has an erotic relationship with his horses.
I'm sure all of us would much rather see that Hermione girl getting impaled by horse cock and then bathed in a sea of barnyard baby batter, but this is the next best thing!

For what it's worth, the play sounds fairly interesting and creepy.
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Old Jul 31st, 2006, 12:12 AM       
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Old Jul 31st, 2006, 01:12 AM       
I had the exact same reaction.
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Old Jul 31st, 2006, 04:37 AM       


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Old Jul 31st, 2006, 07:06 AM       
Nothing in the entire world will stop me from going to the premiere.
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Old Jul 31st, 2006, 08:16 AM       
ponies + harry potter? its a 12 year old girls dream come true (in a overly sexual manner)
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Old Jul 31st, 2006, 09:28 AM       
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ponies + harry potter? its a 12 year old girls dream come true (in a overly sexual manner)
And then he gouges out a horse's eye and they all freak the fuck out.


I seriously want to see this play, just to see the reactions of all the blind devotees who went to see a play just because their crush was in it and MAYBE they heard he gets naked.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 05:46 PM       
This is so going to be better than Snakes on a Plane.
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 10:08 PM        Re: Harry Potter Fucks Horses and Gets Naked!
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I'm sure all of us would much rather see that Hermione girl getting impaled by horse cock and then bathed in a sea of barnyard baby batter, but this is the next best thing!
How sure are you?
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Old Aug 4th, 2006, 11:07 PM       
I didn't read this thread but is this about Radcliff being in clerks 2?
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