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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 09:43 PM       
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Do we still have the AIDS infection squad around?
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 10:08 PM       
I suppose I can sympathise because if I got ROG I don't think there'd be anything I could buy that he didn't already have.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 10:14 PM       
At least he didn't buy him his own merchandise like I would have :o
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 10:42 PM       
-RoG- IF I HAD U I WUD SEND U LOTZ OF KEWL STUF SO SORI YOU GOT SOME LOZER LOL

GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK -RoG- WILL DO ABOUT THIS?
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 11:09 PM       
He'll post pictures in a prompt and professional manner, even if he has to go ALL the way to CVS to buy a disposable camera and scan them at kinkos. Because that's just the rules. Good ol' Rog. What a guy.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 11:30 PM       
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don't worry about the bag poppers, i just wanted to know how they worked out. i thought the instructions on the back were funny cause they specifically tell you not to hold it in your hand and to step away from it after you did it. made it seem like a bomb.

and you gotta let me know how that turns out at your grandmas with em. thats probably a better use even than the story. and everyone i showed your story to laughed, mostly at your pain of being alone and friendless. they also all want those glow bracelets
oh dont worry, i will come back to this thread and post pics of the kids with the stinkbags. it will be part 2 of my story. iam glad i made people laugh. i really tried with that story.
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 05:23 AM       
Heh, glad you guys enjoyed what little pics I was able to provide from that shit. I just wanna hear his explanation as to how exactly those two items equate to 10 bux and what it is exactly about expired Hello Kitty gummy treats that just screams "THIS IS A MUST BUY XMAS GIFT!" more than any other item he saw in the dollar store.
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 01:28 PM       
poor Rog, its just weird someone put that kind of effort into your gift. you would really think they would have tried harder.....
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 05:29 PM       
Seth had it worse, if you ask me.
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 05:47 PM       
I appear to be having DIFFICULTY finding at least one other person who is not TOO PREOCCUPIED TO TAKE PICTURES WITH ME FUCK GODDAMNIT SHIT

so for TODAY I will present BUT A PORTION of Willie "Willie" Mobbs' gifts to me "chojin" me.


EMOTICONS.



IN COOKIE FORM.








The white bits are mint and these are fucking delicious and would have been a great present all on their own. BUT THERE IS MORE! More that I will reveal LATERS.

By the way my cell phone camera sucks a dick and it's hard to tell but these cookies are also the approximate colors of their corresponding emoticons. Very sheik.
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 05:54 PM       
oh wow those are cool.

Willie packed them nicely too, if I'd been sending those they would've arrived smashed up for sure haha.
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 05:55 PM       
I would also like to add that the first cookies I saw were the ones and I was too afraid to eat them :<
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 06:19 PM       
i would be scared to eat any cookies i got from a stranger in the mail. you are brave.
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 06:25 PM       
Willie may be strange, but he's no stranger. Cookiecons :o
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 06:37 PM       
Haha emoticon cookies. Willie fucking rules.
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 07:20 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 07:43 PM       
Well done with the rhyme man!

I love what's on the box -- he wants your raw hide!

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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 07:59 PM       
willie! what a gr8 present!

srsly!
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 08:09 PM       
damn i want some willy cookies

zelda is a weenie

as for Rog's suck present-
I asked him why he didn't pick someone for himself that was a sure-bet good present and he said he picked everyone else random so he wanted to be fair.

What's the lesson here kids?
You should ALWAYS abuse power.

Nice stories so far guys! I haven't seen the Jixby videos yet though because my work computer doesn't have speakers. poo
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 08:20 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 08:28 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 08:36 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
Hahaha jesus, that was a lot of pics Preechr. Nice work on the clay sculptures! That had to take quite a bit o' time to put together. Rock on.
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