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Old Jul 17th, 2008, 08:46 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 01:49 AM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 08:58 AM       
I was getting ready to take out the garbage this morning and when I picked up the garbage bag there were maggots everywhere. It was disgusting, and I'm saying that with a certification in forensic entomology where I had to deal with maggots. Ugh.

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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 09:08 AM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 09:31 AM       
I saw Batman at midnight 15 and it was GOOD

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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 09:42 AM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 12:21 PM       
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I was getting ready to take out the garbage this morning and when I picked up the garbage bag there were maggots everywhere.
Oh boy, that takes me back - about 3 years ago, we cleaned out the freezer and "forgot" about one block of ice that went in a trash can I don't normally empty regularly - yard waste mostly. A few weeks later, I noted a smell out by the shed, opened the lid of the can (big mistake) and saw hundreds of maggots crawling over the now thawed meat.

Maggots. Why did it have to be maggots?
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 01:14 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 01:35 PM       
Yeah. When we got our certification the professor celebrated with a pig roast and white rice. I'd just spent 2 days picking maggots out of dead pigs and I ate dinner at Arby's that night.

There's just something fundamentally squirmy about maggots, I don't know what it is. It's not like they'd eat living flesh.

The one good thing was that the maggots brought the wolf spiders out of the woodwork and I had a grand old time doing away with those.
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 03:21 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 04:51 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 05:22 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 05:24 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 05:45 PM       
oh man i imagine the sexual jokes about it when Castro send cubans to live in miami back in the 80's
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 06:48 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2008, 11:19 PM       
I ramble a bit in this. http://torrifica.blogspot.com/2008/0...ng-unwell.html

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Friends of mine know I have perodic bursts of inactivity and depression. This is when my facade of happiness with myself and my sarcasm fall in on themselves, revealing a deep, seething hatred for the world. Why does it have to be so goddamn boring? Why must I play the Game? Why must I be that way? Why shouldn't it just be the music that matters? Well, there comes a time when one must face said music. it's a cruel ruse. It's a momentary escape. Movies are escapes. Books. Stories. They're all alike. They fashion whimsical tales of adventure with easily visible villains, where the bad guy loses while good guy gets the girl and saves the day. Recently, it's been more of the anti-hero than a genuine one.

I saw the Dark Knight today. It wa a good movie. But for me, that's what movies are. I see through them. They are just movies. Their message of how justice is blind and somehow people rely on others to do what they find unsavoury for the "greater good" is pathetically boring. Brooding individuals may take solace in that, but I'm not one of those kinds of brooders. The message of the Joker being alone in his mindset were only partially right. While no singular person is the harbinger of chaos, it's the little things that add up.

The business man that cuts off the mother of five on the highway, causing her to slam on the brakes, smashing the rear of her car into the front of the one behind her. The mailman that drops an envelope containing a paycheck or love letter and forgets about it because "it wasn't important." The neighbor that shoots your dog. The cousin in rehab after years of smack and theft from family members. It isn't just one man. It's the darkness in ourselves. Everything we do has an adverse effect on everybody else. Don't let someone else hurt you. If you don't want true evil to win, you can't let it get to you. If a store has tom close early, it was for a reason. And even if it wasn't, what would it matter? What can one do?

And I'm not just talking about morality, either. Story in general. Lives are boring and generally lifeless. There's no more room for adventure in the world. There's none left, either, so good thing. There is nothing left unexplored by humanity. We have infested every nook and cranny of this globe. What about man vs. man? Good vs. Evil. An intersting point. I've already said how there's no real villain in the world. But why shouldn't bad win? It's easier to be, certainly. But there isn't a bad guy to fight. If you can apply a face to bad, you can do the same to good and you've got yourself a movie. You never can, though. Life isn't that intersting. No one ever is either. The only excepton I can think of was Hitler, but he's been gone a while now. Inspiring as he is, people are hardly up to a similar task. So we watch. We read. We live vicariously through characters while reading or watching T.V. We know nothing else.

But I have the distinct sense of hope. Something odd is about to happen. Something extraordinary that will buck the trends. Normal things like oil crises or religious wars will stop as something will rear it's head, be it good or bad. Change is coming, foundation shaking change that will warp the way we interpret information and see life and all of its idiotic nuances. I wait for this day. Until then, I will continue my cycle of depression/kickassery and hopefully write something that means something, anything, one day.
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Old Jul 19th, 2008, 02:18 AM       
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