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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 09:17 AM        John Kerry farted at Burger King
Republican party officials scrambling for confirmation. Apparently, it smelled like coffee creamer and hair spray.....
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 04:32 PM       
The flamability alone could have senselessly injured a half dozen toddlers awaiting their birthday Happy Meals!
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 05:02 PM       
Studies now confirm that it wasn't an outright fart, but a gasser, whose second-hand methane could've killed over four TRILLION skin cells.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 11:10 PM       
I don't understand! Is there a gas leak in here?
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 10:36 AM       
Rupublican party leaders are calling for an congressional investigation into what is being termed "Poop-gate"
"I've never farted" claims President Bush, shifting uncomfortably in his leather chair. "I shit my pants once, but I didn't fart"
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 04:29 PM       
I never inhaled.
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