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Old May 13th, 2003, 01:25 PM        Holy Annoyance
I used to be a soldier so I'm used to taking orders and stuff but lately God's REALLY been getting on my nerves. It started off innocently enough when he'd only be around to advise me on major events in my life like leaving girlfriends, moving, ect. Now he's nosing into every facet of my life: "Thou shalt change your spark plugs!", "Thou shalt mow the lawn!", ect. What makes it even more annoying is he always has to try to push that bass voice of his. Ooooh, I'm scared! That is sooooo Old Testament. Why can't he just call me? He's got my cell.
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Old May 13th, 2003, 02:03 PM       
becasue you're from the army, go Gunnery Sargeant Hartman on his divine ass. Only make sure he's not called, or realted to a person named Gomer Piles.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
Kelly sure is obnoxious.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:05 PM       
... and now the left testicle ... please and thank you.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:07 PM       
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Kelly sure is obnoxious.
She does not come remotely close to you, oh Supreme Lord and Master of all things, Noob3.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
I thought Kelly was a guy?
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:16 PM       
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I thought Kelly was a guy?
She is
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:19 PM       
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Kelly sure is obnoxious.
She does not come remotely close to you, oh Supreme Lord and Master of all things, Noob3.
why are all these people i don't know acting like i act like i am supreme lord and master of all things? i never act like that, it's just that, kelly's obnoxious.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:53 PM       
I just thought it would be a good title for you
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:56 PM       
Hey, Leave KellyChaos alone. And FYI, HE is a male. But then again, im sure he can fight his own battles....*creeps back into his hole*

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Old May 14th, 2003, 01:16 PM       
Yet you came to read a thread that you knew was originated by me. Here's a problem solver: Get outta my thread! That is all. Have a nice day.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 01:18 PM       
n00b get ur head out ur ass yo>>> u ain't betta than NOBODY PEACE
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Old May 14th, 2003, 01:23 PM       
what the hell =( i dont think im better than anyone, not even kellychaos but that dosnt make him less obnoxious
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Old May 14th, 2003, 01:25 PM       
im jus playin' yo >> we cools :nutinbutluv d00d
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Old May 14th, 2003, 01:27 PM       
Get out!!Get out!Get out!!!
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Old May 14th, 2003, 01:27 PM       
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Old May 14th, 2003, 01:30 PM       
kellychaos why don't YOU get out u obnoxious fuck>>

n that cell phone thing iz MY line reserved for ME AND MY CATBREAD yo get ur own gear
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Old May 14th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
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Old May 14th, 2003, 04:03 PM       
you two are gonna be hurtin' if it turns out kelly's some kind of chosen saint-like person or something. i mean, god's speaking to him about the stuff of life. i'm just sayin' be careful. 8-)
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Old May 14th, 2003, 04:12 PM       
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kellychaos why don't YOU get out u obnoxious fuck>>

n that cell phone thing iz MY line reserved for ME AND MY CATBREAD yo get ur own gear
I thought you left
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Old May 14th, 2003, 05:13 PM       
I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HANG OUT WITH NOOB3 IN REAL LIFE
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Old May 14th, 2003, 05:29 PM       
Kelly sucks. So does Johannas.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 06:23 PM       
Im glad you care about me enough to put me in your post, Jixby

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Old May 14th, 2003, 07:33 PM       
Just wait until he cares about you enough to give you your own topic.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 08:40 PM       
Can't you get over the fact that you are stupid and annoying?
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