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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:38 PM        CAMPING
I went camping in Northern Michigan this weekend and it was very cold. At night we had a bonfire and everyone sat around the fire. One girl got totally wasted and, while she was standing at the fire singing horribly, peed her pants! AT THE FIRE.....IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!

Here's the wierd part. She kept singing for about 10 minutes after she peed. If you peed your pants in the cold, it would be pleasantly warm for about 2 seconds then wouldn't you freeze your butt off?? It was fucking cold out!! Nobody told her....finally she slowly made her way to her camper....and never came back out!

I laughed my ass off! What a great night!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:39 PM       
Only true campers sleep in tents.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
Should I have woken her up and told her to drag her pissy pants out to a tent?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:46 PM       
Its a way different outcome for men, water near the penis and very cold outside....Not good.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:50 PM       
I'm thinking no matter how drunk you got.... You sould still FEEL your freezing cold pants clinging to you by the hot fire about 2 seconds after they were peed in! I would think??
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:59 PM       
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Only true campers sleep in tents.
True campers gather up sticks and stuff and make a lean-to.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
Those are campers who can't afford a tent
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 07:05 PM       
Tents are for people that can't afford a camper.

Poor bastards!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
Ouch. Score one for Lotida.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 07:47 PM       
But she loses a BILLION points for travelling to Michigan in fucking October.

Stupid cunt.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 07:54 PM       
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Tents are for people that can't afford a camper.

Poor bastards!
Campers are for people who think they are camping but all they are doing is sleeping in a trailer.

Lean-to's are for poor bastards, and tents are for REAL campers.

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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 08:44 PM       
Fucking campers keep killing me in First Person Shooters.


And I don't play first person shooters.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 09:14 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 09:24 PM       
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Fucking campers keep killing me in First Person Shooters.


And I don't play first person shooters.
I so resisted to keep from making a joke like that, and now you've just gone and done me in.

THanks, buddy.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 10:07 PM       
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But she loses a BILLION points for travelling to Michigan in fucking October.

Stupid cunt.
I LIVE in Michigan you fucking prick!!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
Were you boobies getting so hard that you had to have your other female friends rub them to warm them up?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 10:12 PM       
Dude...get a girlfriend!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
I have one, but that doesn't mean I can't have an imagination.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 10:18 PM       
In fact, girlfriends that are receptive to some of our more imaginative impulses are usually the girls we love keeping around.

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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 10:18 PM       
A decent girlfriend would have ripped that to shreds by now.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:00 PM       
YOU LIVE IN MICHIGAN?

COME OVER MY HOUSE SOMETIME
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:01 PM       
JK YOU'RE STILL A CUNT LOL
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:04 PM       
Didn't you get the memo that CUNT was being overused on this board and people were asked to try to come up with something different? Cunt loses it's offensiveness when everyone's saying it.....every other post!

Break out of the nine dots dude! Be original! Fucking Prick!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:06 PM       
THE EMOTICON IS FOR CUNTS
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:09 PM       
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THE EMOTICON IS FOR CUNTS
U just used it.....are you a cunt?

Oooops.....I forgot to after every single post. Sorry Lemming!
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