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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 04:27 PM        I have a laundry questions
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So, I have to SIT a lot at work since I am a corporate slave. And I wear nice pants. But after sitting all day these nice pants- they get wrinkled and creased from the sitting.
Is there something I can do when I do the laundry to make my pants not get wrinkled when I sit?

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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 04:31 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 04:32 PM       
You should ask the "garment steamer" demo people who have those carts in malls questions like these. You'll actually make them feel like their job has some meaning for about 5 seconds.



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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 04:36 PM       
This sounds like one of the many problems that can only be solved by Fire
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 01:03 AM       
you two talking over your forums seeems so funny to me ;<
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 01:32 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 01:35 AM       
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you two talking over your forums seeems so funny to me ;<
Yep, I immediately thought that when I saw that he'd replied. I don't really know why
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 07:14 AM       
heavy starch on the backside of the pants...you'll have difficulty sitting for extended periods, but your pants will look great when you stand
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 11:28 PM       
there's this stuff that is a dry cleaner stuff for home use. you toss your shit in the dryer with this stuff and it can withstand a nuclear holocast.

i mean clothes. not shit. if you tossed your shit in there you could use it as driveway stuff when the dry cycle was over.

shove your pants in there with the dry clean stuff. you'll be thunderstruck and the creases are gone...forevah
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Old Feb 15th, 2007, 12:00 AM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2007, 07:28 AM       
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there's this stuff that is a dry cleaner stuff for home use. you toss your shit in the dryer with this stuff and it can withstand a nuclear holocast.

i mean clothes. not shit. if you tossed your shit in there you could use it as driveway stuff when the dry cycle was over.

shove your pants in there with the dry clean stuff. you'll be thunderstruck and the creases are gone...forevah
How the hell would you clean that shit (the shit, not the clothes) out of your dryer?...but, having your driveway paved in petrofied shit would keep those annoying salesmen away. Your flowers would grow beautifully, but your yard would smell like a chicken house in july after a rainstorm.
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Old Feb 15th, 2007, 09:48 AM       
When seated, wear shirts instead of pants.
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Old Feb 15th, 2007, 12:40 PM       
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When seated, wear shirts instead of pants.

you must have seriously skinny legs if you can get them in the arm holes of a shirt
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Old Feb 15th, 2007, 03:20 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 11:24 AM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 02:27 PM       
if i grab my leg with both hands my fingers touch
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:12 PM       
holy crap, man!! My quads are not huge, but I can't bet close to fingers touching when I grab my leg with both hands...and I have pretty big hands too.
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:14 PM       
i don't have big hands but i have long fingers


i'm makin myself sound gross, but i swear im not ;<
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:14 PM       
im 6"2 and 135lbs ;o

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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:15 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:16 PM       
Jesus Christ!!!!!!!

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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:17 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:19 PM       
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Your flowers would grow beautifully, but your yard would smell like a chicken house in july after a rainstorm.
I used to live on a farm, believe me, that's bad!

Those dumbass chickens would attack me and chase me everywhere.

And don't even get me started on those minature horses. Let's just say they love to eat clothes and flesh.
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:19 PM       
are you a long distance runner or something?
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:25 PM       
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if i grab my leg with both hands my fingers touch
I can too at 5'10" and 162 but I will admit that I have bony chicken legs
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