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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 05:20 PM       
or maybe he used shotglasses
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 05:32 PM       
shotglasses would also be liquid measure/volume

unless he's talking about something other than actual pizza sauce i'm still confused
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 05:35 PM       
I had the can of 8 ounces of tomato paste. The recipe also called for 8 fluid ounce of water. So I figured I could use the same can that the tomato paste came in to measure the water, since it was also 8 ounces. Didn't know there was a difference and it was like liquid pizza sauce.
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 05:39 PM       
How did it taste though?
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 05:46 PM       
edit: are you sure you used tomato PASTE? those are usually 6 oz cans not 8 oz
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 06:10 PM       
Fuck, you're right. I used tomato sauce. I just totally fucked up my pizza because I picked up sauce instead of paste. No wonder it tasted so fucked up even though it was watery. I cook like once every month or two, so my skills at this are bad.
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 06:16 PM       
happens to the best of us dude
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 07:22 PM       
Why would you use a recipe for anything but the dough?
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 09:10 PM       
1) Start making french pizza, better anyway

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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 12:18 AM       
Holy shit @ Gogol Bordello

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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 12:21 AM       
Without emoticons that looks like a GW post
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 12:22 AM       
10kv ghost recommended them a while back. I never recommended them due to Gogol reminding me of an ex girlfriend. They were her favorite band and I can't stand them now because of that.
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 04:18 AM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 04:21 AM       
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goin to my fav el salvadorean place + maybe karaoke
hey guess what we went back to her place instead of karaoke

where i proceeded to put exactly zero moves on her

what base is getting a hug, is that like a foul ball or like getting beaned so hard you have to go tot he hospital or something

i wonder if i could kill myself by banging my head against this desk repeatedly
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 07:44 AM       
its the it was the first date and you didnt sex her itll prolly be ok base unless she really just wanted to get fucked base

when your pizza sauce is watered down you can just simmer it longer and the water will evaporate :O :O :O :O :O
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 12:35 PM       
If she invites you to her house, that means she wants some meat in her oven usually. This is just a setback though. You can fix it next date, or the one after that. Or the one after that....just whenever she decides to make her move because you're going too slow.
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 01:10 PM       
Maybe milhouse backwards likes them now that their music is lame. I could see there being people who only like bands now once they go lame. Like saying "I hated metallica until their most recent shit." or "Fucking britney spears was terrible until her last few albums". That would actually be pretty funny. "Queen was shit until Freddy Mercury died. Then it got awesome."
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 02:54 PM       
I've only listened to the first album so far. LIKE OCD WOULD PERMIT ME TO DO IT ANY OTHER WAY

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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 03:09 PM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 03:16 PM       
The green album is pretty good too.
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 04:21 PM       
gogol bordello suck
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 04:26 PM       
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hey guess what we went back to her place instead of karaoke

where i proceeded to put exactly zero moves on her

what base is getting a hug, is that like a foul ball or like getting beaned so hard you have to go tot he hospital or something

i wonder if i could kill myself by banging my head against this desk repeatedly
lol willie i'm in like the same position as you. i have no idea how to be cool with this punk rock chick and i feel like i am not making any progress at all and all i want to do today is do a lot drugs so i forget how much of a fuck up i am. or die

instead i will make really feeble attempts at getting my homework done

why is it that the girl i'm really interested in keeps ignoring me and the one i have no interest in constantly contacts me and wants to talk on skype and probably wants my boner. why is god such an asshole

oh wait god doesnt exist nvm
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Old Nov 13th, 2011, 04:29 PM       
hey milhouse instead of listening to garbage people make faux carnival music or w/e listen to this it's really good

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