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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 05:01 PM        Blonde Jokes: Insert Esouhlim
Q: What's the difference between a Esouhlim and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why are only 2% of Esouhlims touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

LOL! Am I right, guys?
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 06:17 PM       
Oh man, I didn't have to look right of the title to know this was a kelly thread.
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Old May 1st, 2005, 09:59 AM       


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Old May 1st, 2005, 10:34 AM       
i think the only reason people have been easy on kelly lately is because i've been deleting his threads.

well, no more, i say.
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Old May 1st, 2005, 01:15 PM       
You spelled Esuohlim wrong.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 05:49 PM       
This thread is now the "You're Momma Is So Fat: Insert Matt Harty" thread.

Matt Harty is so fat that he sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

Matt Harty is so fat that his favorite food is seconds.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 05:58 PM       
worse jokes ever.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 06:09 PM       
Kellychaos is a comedian with no audience. He's like Sinbad.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 09:07 PM       
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worse jokes ever.
Know your superlatives, goddamnit!
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 09:24 PM       
I know I have no room to talk shit (noobs talking shit being a mortal sin and all), but goddamn do those jokes suck.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 09:26 PM       
Hey did you ever see that movie A Clockwork Orange?
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 09:31 PM       
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Hey did you ever see that movie A Clockwork Orange?
I've been asked this already, yes. I am just going with the Clockwork Orange motif for now. If I survive the tortures of this board's noobie roast and finally fit in, I'll fit myself in better. In other words, it is a pretense to establish myself as a movie fan.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 10:35 PM       
well then maybe you should have gone to movies and television but you took a wrong turn down the wrong alley at the wrong time thats right noob youre in mock wars whats that youve heard of it before but didnt believe it well its as real as it gets you can start to run now but no promises youll be lucky to get out aliv[/quote][/code][/img]
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 11:30 PM       
kellychaos reminds me of neil hamburger sometimes
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 06:01 PM       
Yeah but Neil Hamburger is funny in at least one way
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 09:34 PM       
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kellychaos reminds me of neil hamburger sometimes
yeah but Neil is corny on purpose
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 09:42 PM       
what's your point, guys
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 09:50 PM       
MILHOUSE!!!
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Old May 4th, 2005, 12:32 PM       
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what's your point, guys
holy shit. have i misunderstood kellychaos this whole time? has he actually trying to be a humorless cornball? is he the 2nd coming of Andy Kaufman??
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Old May 4th, 2005, 05:18 PM       
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Old May 4th, 2005, 10:43 PM       
I still hate him tho
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Old May 5th, 2005, 12:14 AM       
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Old May 5th, 2005, 06:10 AM       
thats ok that's part of why i think he's funny is because he's so universally disliked
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Old May 5th, 2005, 04:34 PM       
I am grossly misunderstood.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 02:58 PM       
A Clockwork Orange is one of the greatest movies ever!
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