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The Good Reverend Roger The Good Reverend Roger is offline
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 09:27 PM        Best spam email this week:
Dear friend,

Please I need urgent assistance and advice. My name is Jume Hasa Hussein. I am daughter of Sadam Hussein, former ruler of Iraq Islamic Republic now in captivity. I was a student of Environmetal Microbiology at Islamic University Al-Athmia before the United Nations weapons inspectors arrived Iraq and subsequent outbreak of hostilities between my father and the Coalition forces. Eventually, my father was arrested at Ad-Dawr, Tikrit on the 13th day of december 2003. To my understanding, the american soldiers have narcotized my father. There is a saying in Iraq "a lion in a cage is still a lion"

All my father's known assets have been confiscated by the united nation's coalition group as illegally acquired at the expense of our country. Three of my brothers where tortured to death by the US soldiers for withholding information of my father's whereabout. Other members of our family have fled our country for fear of persecution. I am presently broke and trapped in a hidden location in our country pending when I secure help from a good samaritan who will assist me to claim a sum of US$30million which my father deposited in my name in a secured vault in Victoria Island in 1995 during my twenty first birthday out of foresight should we his children ever find ourselves in this kind of situation.

Most importantly, apart from helping me claim this funds into your custody you will also help me relocate from iraq, to a place where I will conclude my studies with relative peace of mind. For your assistance I am willing to offer you a generous compensation, if you help me.

Send your response to my secure email address: deepsolar@123.com to enable me further this relationship.

sincerely

Ms. J. Hasana Hussein
deepsolar@123.com

of course, this lady is TOAST. NEVER get between a Nigerian pince-in-exile and his money.
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 09:48 PM       
Saddam Hussein's daughter, eh?

DO IT, IT'S PROBABLY TRUTHFUL AND SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 09:51 PM       
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Saddam Hussein's daughter, eh?

DO IT, IT'S PROBABLY TRUTHFUL AND SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
Hell, yeah!

LATER, SUCKERS!
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 10:22 PM       
Don't do it, lest you wish to be a victim of 419.
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 11:01 PM       
I did it and now i am knee high in Sadaam art and golden weaponry.
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And yet another thread degenerates into a fag fest. Way to go.
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Old Sep 10th, 2006, 09:21 PM       
Dear miss "smith" (not my real last name) would you be interseted in enlargeing your penis by AT LEAST 2 inches.......

Ummm no?

The point here, one ever really falls for this crap and two why do't these people know thier target auidince?

On the plus side i now have a bigger penis :/
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Old Sep 10th, 2006, 09:52 PM       


Saddam's daughter lives in Jordan right now, and is wanted in Iraq.
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