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Sketch33 · #26

I disagree. Have you ever slept in a graveyard? The damned voices never stop! And it's always the same, "Go here, kill him, blah blah blah". For once it would be nice to kill someone that *I* want dead.

Anonymous · #27

CAN THIS GUY GET ANY MORE HILARIOUS?!

Jixby Phillips · #28

CHOJIN DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM I HTHINK MAYBE HE'S

Evil Robot · #29

This is an exceprt from sketch 33's very own personal website:

Quote:

I'm a 35-year old advertising graphic designer. As much as I would like a career change, in this economy it isn't feasable. Some galleries will be open to the public, others will be blocked. If you know me and want the password for a particular gallery, email me. If you don't know me, you don't need to be looking at those galleries.

Now lets review the situation. This paragraph contains the following facts:
35 years of age (median age of sex offenders)
Looking for a career change (unsatisfied and/or disgruntled)
He maintains "private galleries" (accesible only by his "inner circle")
Has expertise in computer graphics (and dabbles in CHILD PORN!)

In conclusion, one can clearly see that this man (or woman) is a perverted child sex porn proprietor. He probably came here to prey on unsuspecting young children being verbally abused by regulars, only to come to thier rescue in a devious attempt to seduce and rob them of thier innocence in his den of trechery and perversion.

Sketch, for shame.

Sketch33 · #30

Hi Evil Robot. You're quite the amatuer detective. Who would have thought to follow my pic links back to my smugmug site? Better call the cops and report what you've deduced. That way they can set up a "sting" operation, which can't fail because I won't be able to resist myself, assuming everything you say is correct.

Since you have that sharp head on your shoulders, apply your big brain to why my name has a 33 in it.

Evil Robot · #31

Oh I'm sorry about forgeting your damn number, what did AOL tack that on for you or is it some inside thing like THE PASSWORD TO YOUR CHILD PORN?

Sketch33 · #32

Nothing to do with AOL or child porn. Keep trying.

DisturbedMerlyn · #33

So, I'm not exactly clear on what's going on here. Can someone make it glass instead of mud?

Sketch33 · #34

Sure Disturbed. Wander around 'Art Shit', 'Picture Captions and Photoshops', and 'The Mock Wars'. Follow the black & white jesters. We annoyed people. A lot. Still do. Then hate us like nearly everyone else. Or everyone else. Or nobody else. Depends on who you ask and if you like anyone that we've argued with.

Evil Robot · #35

your so fucking lame. you remind me of the word "no".

Anonymous · #36

Sketch is like the Al Snow of these boards, only without the fan base or talent.

Skulhedface · #37

Al Snow has fans? Oh ho ho Mick Foley joke

FS · #38

35!

Dammit, the regular LOL emoticon just isn't good enough for this. I'd never have guessed that the 33 part of his screenname would stand for his age.

To avoid any confusion with the old fogeys here, I'm laughing because a man his age would engage himself in such a pathetic Internet fight as displayed in Mock Wars, Art Shit and Picture Captions. That's 12-year olds stuff.

whoreable · #39

not only that. but what 35 year old man would ask his "friend" to get online and help defend him?
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SHOWER LESBIAN

MrAdventure · #40

MID-LIFE CRISIS AND NOT ENOUGH BLING BLING FOR A SPORTS CAR

FS · #41

I'll bet he's going bald, too.

James · #42

So we have a 35-year-old who makes up a friend to fight 20-year-olds (on average), and together they retort with mom and gay jokes...

And let's not forget his love of drawing disproportionate naked demon hoochies.

I said it before, and I'll say it again. There's really nothing we can do or say to this guy that would be as damaging as his own actions.