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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 06:55 AM        20 second movie review: One Hour Photo
Robin Williams is a guy who works at a 1 hour photo place. His name is Cy"The photo guy"....so hes been workin there for 20 odd years, and all the fumes go to his head. He turns into a stalker pedophile. Anywhoo...he gets involved with some dumb family and starts to think hes a part of it, meanwhile discovering that the bastard father is really cheating on the dumb broad who mothered the retarded-looking child boy child. So Cy decided to put a stop to this by impersonating Hotel Services. He gets Hubby and cheaterslut on the bed and threatens them to make a porno....then he gets all scared cause the cops come after him. He then ends up in a mental institution....

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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 10:36 AM       
im sure that we have a forum for these kinda threads! come on! you can do it!
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 12:00 PM       
thanks cynicaldave for that 20 sec movie review
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 07:19 PM       
thanks for ruining another shitty Robin Williams movie that I had no intention of watching in the first place!

JACKASS!
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 06:17 PM       
No, if you really want to know what this movie is about, check out the scene where they show Robin Williams breaking into his fancy place and spend about thirty seconds showing him taking a dump.

Now do you want to watch it?
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Old Mar 17th, 2003, 06:36 PM       
I saw it. It was good movie, not the greatest movie ever. :/
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 06:56 AM       
This movie did not suck, i thought it was pretty cool. I just guess it wasnt cynical enough for you, Dave
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:31 PM       
It was good but lacking in the finish. They did a GREAT job of portraying williams as a very disturbed man I beleived him capable of killign the hsuband, and i still think he should have for the movie to have concluded better. The ending is too sudden and too perfect. Nothing bad actually happens to anyone but Cy, and that is kinda stupid as it completely ruins the aura of evil/menace he had.
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:31 PM       
It was good but lacking in the finish. They did a GREAT job of portraying williams as a very disturbed man I beleived him capable of killign the hsuband, and i still think he should have for the movie to have concluded better. The ending is too sudden and too perfect. Nothing bad actually happens to anyone but Cy, and that is kinda stupid as it completely ruins the aura of evil/menace he had.
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:31 PM       
It was good but lacking in the finish. They did a GREAT job of portraying williams as a very disturbed man I beleived him capable of killign the hsuband, and i still think he should have for the movie to have concluded better. The ending is too sudden and too perfect. Nothing bad actually happens to anyone but Cy, and that is kinda stupid as it completely ruins the aura of evil/menace he had.
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
It was good but lacking in the finish. They did a GREAT job of portraying williams as a very disturbed man I beleived him capable of killign the hsuband, and i still think he should have for the movie to have concluded better. The ending is too sudden and too perfect. Nothing bad actually happens to anyone but Cy, and that is kinda stupid as it completely ruins the aura of evil/menace he had.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 01:08 AM       
ARGH library computers suck ass. Is there any way i can delete those extra fucking posts?
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 11:56 AM       
It was good but lacking in the finish. They did a GREAT job of portraying williams as a very disturbed man I beleived him capable of killign the hsuband, and i still think he should have for the movie to have concluded better. The ending is too sudden and too perfect. Nothing bad actually happens to anyone but Cy, and that is kinda stupid as it completely ruins the aura of evil/menace he had.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 06:38 PM       
had he menace/evil of aura the ruins completely it as stupid kinda is that and, Cy but anyone to happens actually bad nothing. Perfect too and sudden too is ending the. Better concluded have to movie the for have should he think still I and, hsuband the killign of capable him believed I man disturbed very of as Williams portraying of job GREAT a did they. Finish the in lacking but good it was.
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