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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 01:07 PM       
I didn't see the
Post that you made about Max
I am so sorry
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 01:10 PM       
Well, what do you know?
The date of the last haiku
Was on my birthday
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 01:38 AM       
I'm too drunk to type
Any more than what I type
When I typed this line
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Old Oct 12th, 2004, 01:01 PM       
I can't do haikus
Hey look dudes im new as stuff
Please pretend you care.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 12:52 PM       
all good things must end
one example is marriage
mine fell apart too
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Old Oct 28th, 2004, 09:57 PM       
old japanese fucks
sitting under a tree and
smoking hash like cock
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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 12:07 AM       
Oh my god you suck
You racist sack of cow shit
Go and die now please
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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 12:45 AM       
canadians suck
they think theyre better than us
cause our prez sucks worse
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Old Dec 18th, 2004, 07:31 PM       
November was spared
December, not so lucky
The puss has returned
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Old Dec 19th, 2004, 03:47 AM       
Remember when that
Mother Fucker stole my cool
haiku? What a cunt.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:40 PM       
Less than a week now
Happier trip to airport
Give her a big kiss
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:44 PM       
Sometimes she dances
Chuggin' like a choo choo train
Shaking her caboose
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:45 PM       
Now it's clear to see
What a fool I used to be
Thinking love was lost
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:46 PM       
Some scientists say
Nothing ever goes away
Only changes form
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:49 PM       
I want some hot cakes
Then wash them down with some Tang
Poon variety
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:52 PM       
Alright, I'm horny
But it's a focused horny
Now she's out of reach
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:58 PM       
Now my ears are cold
Stocking caps will work I guess
I prefer her thighs
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 01:11 PM       
The holiday season
Brings forth slavemason haikus
Sexy, sexy ones
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 01:14 PM       
Shit, I messed it up
Change "holiday" to "Christmas"
In that first line there

Something must be done;
In the art of the Haiku
I'm out of practice
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Old Dec 23rd, 2004, 01:53 PM       
Don't sweat it Ralphie
Rust and cobwebs are alright
Don't shoot your eye out
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 02:01 PM       
Phone calls can torture
All of the other senses
That also miss her
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 02:04 PM       
It won't be long now
Or so I would like to think
Still not soon enough
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Old Dec 29th, 2004, 12:41 PM       
Time seems to have stopped
My wait is nearly over
Will I crash and burn?
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Old Dec 29th, 2004, 04:00 PM       
Painfully single
I envy slavemason now
He is getting laid
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 09:52 AM       
Didn't really crash
But still, it feels like a burn
Brakes have been applied
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