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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:15 PM       
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Somehow that second part of your post would seem more appropriate if I said it to you.
Poor choice of words there, buddy. With that, you imply I have a chance of getting laid.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:16 PM       
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Old women are wrinkly and gross, and the older a person is the more likely their offspring will have severe mental defects.

See Chris Chan, his parents were like 50 when they had him.

So, that's why it's wrong. You aren't supposed to fuck old people, that's why men go bald.
That's an entirely different issue altogether.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:20 PM       
It's really not.

You're a fat, autistic manchild who makes gay comics and will never have sex.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:22 PM       
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It's really not.

I'm a fat, autistic manchild who makes gay comics and will never have sex.
Old women can't even have children, so your argument is moot. And this is about feeling boobs.

Also, Fix'd.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:35 PM       
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And this is about feeling boobs.
ok, then it's like eating a raisin instead of a fresh grape.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:36 PM       
I like prunes all right, though.

I fucking like prunes a lot.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:36 PM       
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ok, then it's like eating a prune instead of a fresh plum.
Again, you fail to show how that's wrong.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:38 PM       
I changed my post, you chode

fuck raisins
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:39 PM       
Humans are not like rock and roll at all.

They don't age well.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:41 PM       
Okay, either make your case, or shut the fuck up.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:42 PM       
Why don't you do the world a favor and shut the fuck up. PERMANENTLY. With a gun.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:44 PM       
raisins suck and you're sort of basically a completely sick fuck for grabbing your grandmother's tits and liking it.

if it was like a distant cousin I wouldn't loathe anyone for it but jesus christ, dude.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:57 PM       
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raisins suck and you're sort of basically a completely sick fuck for grabbing your grandmother's tits and liking it.

if it was like a distant cousin I wouldn't loathe anyone for it but jesus christ, dude.
Who said anything about liking it?

Is it wrong for a child to instinctively grab it's mothers breast? And is it the childs fault that the mother doesn't teach it better?
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:59 PM       
Yes.

God, Jon, there's a difference between having an alternative point of view and being a sick fuck.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:00 PM       
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Yes.

God, Jon, there's a difference between having an alternative point of view and being a sick fuck.
You're a fucking moron.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:04 PM       
and you're a granny toucher, what's new?
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:23 PM       
I had put Jon on my ignore list, but after reading responses in here I had to remove him so see what exactly he was posting. I'm happy that I did.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:32 PM       
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:32 PM       
I'd personally rather just see him get IP b& than look at his retarded posts. They're not even lul-inducing anymore. He's just stupid.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:33 PM       
JONATHAN CLEMENT STEALS HIS GRANDMA'S PILLS AND WON'T GIVE THEM BACK TO HER UNLESS SHE EXPOSES HER BREASTS TO HIM AND LETS HIM FONDLE THEM UNTIL HE BUSTS A LOAD IN HIS PANTS, THEN HE PASSES OUT IN HIS OWN MESS AND SHE JUST TAKES THEM.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:35 PM       
JONATHAN CLEMENT NEEDS I-MOCKERY TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS EXISTENCE SINCE NO ONE ELSE WILL.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:36 PM       
Jonathan Clement is like Tinkerbell, if you don't believe in him he doesn't exist.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:37 PM       
Jonathan Clement, Santa Claus, and Jesus walk onto an elevator together. In the middle of the floor they all see a dollar. Who picks it up first?

None of them because they are all myths and lies created to frighten children into obedience.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:57 PM       
Jon, I have no idea who the heck you are, but I already wish to add you to my list of internet boyfriends.
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