I'm not sure what to do in this situation.

[Seven Force]

Remember the girl who farted with me on the bus? Well... I think the depth of her farts are deeper than I thought. Whenever I approach her now, she farts around a lot and only manages to maintain eye contact for a few seconds. Then, if I was farting with her, when I walk away I hear a strange longing fart. Today she even said something along the lines of the most significant (it might have been best) day of her life was the day she met me.

The thing is, I understand what she feels like. I've felt the same way about another girl before. And while I'm attracted to this one, my farts aren't quite as intense as hers.

So what do you do in that situation? Take advantage of it and see what happens? I'm just afraid that at some point she's going to ask me about my fartss towards her, and I don't want to hurt her by saying that I don't fart quite the same way.

[Emu]

It's almost funny, but...

[Terra]

YOU TWO NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND MAKE A LITTLE SCAT!

[Guitar Woman]

ask if you can stick it in her pooper, the chicks love that

[WhiteRat]

To hell with asking, just stick it in her pooper anyway. That's how women really want it anyway.

[The One and Only...]

I hate you bastards.

[Terra]

The One and Only Scat Man.

We need your take on this babe.