_-Mockery WikiHow

[McClain]

We need to launch an I-Mockery Wiki-How site. I have a few starter ideas. This could be serious business and we could potentially upset a lot of people.

How To Perform Taxidermy on Live Animals
How To Fry Matzo Balls in Grandma's Stash of Bacon Grease Using Grandma's Panty Hose
How To Write Lolcats Without Saying LOL
How To Replicate Fuel Cell Leakage on a Gemini Wescott V6 Series II Using Carrot Juice and a Barbie Legs
How To Factually Reenact Roadkill as a Historian
How To Feel Like a Budding Teenage Girl
How To Turn Your Hoover into a Sexual Device / Lettuce Shredder
How To Gargle With Your Own Gastric Acid
How To Author a How To
How To Make Fun of Christians While Pretending To Be Jew So People Think You're Cool
How to Correctly Shut The Fuck Up
How to Domo-Kun 101 With a Gun