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Old May 27th, 2006, 03:29 AM        Farting In Public
Who of us haven't? Its kinda embarrasing. But what if you over heard someone else crack it, thats sh!ts funny. I was in a bathroom at Dallas Fort Worth Airport once, I had to piss bad as I walked in, the bathroom was empty. As I approached the urinal this fool in the handicapped toilet farted so loud
I made a u-turn for the door, my buddies like whats wrong you, your crying, I'm like that dude farted hard I couldn't take it I was laughing so hard I held it for later on the flight. Again I was at Target this afternoon and ironicly I sampling the car refresheners, trying to find the perfect scent. When this guy tried to pass one off, and all I could tell was this guy sh!t his pants, by the sound I knew it was a "Clean up
in the automotive dept". I swear this guy made a B line to the diaper section. I was so glad I was kneeling down on the floor behind my cart, he didn't even see me I had a huge grin on my face and couldn't wait to get out of there to enjoy it more in my truck.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 03:46 AM       
HI I SAW A DOG AND IT WAS BIG AND IT ATTACKED ME BUT I RAN BUT MY NEIGHBOR HAD A FENCE AND I HAD TO CLIMB OVER IT OH SHIT ANOTHER DOG WHAT IS THIS DOG CITY HAHA BUT SERIOUSLY WAIT WHAT'S THAT A POLICEMAN HE CAN HELP NO SHIT IT'S A MAILBOX FUCK FUCK GET AWAY DOG THERE'S MY HOUSE THANK GOD IT WAS UNLOCKED WHEW TIME TO REGISTER ON A MESSAGE BOARD AND TELL THEM ALL JOKES
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Old May 27th, 2006, 04:23 PM       
I WISH I WAS ORGINAL LIKE CHOIN, BUT I'M NOT SO I CAN POST IN CAPS LIKE HIM, AND BE LIKE HIM, MAYBE SUCK HIS DICK, BECAUSE HE IS THE FUNNY MAN HERE. DON'T KNOW, I LOVE YOU CHOJIN, YOU'RE MY BRIDE TO BE, PLEASE BE MINE.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 04:28 PM       
that story is bullsh!t see what i did there
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Old May 27th, 2006, 07:39 PM       
If this were a prison, you'd be my bitch right now.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 10:06 PM       
Sometimes when I don't drink enough water my shits cut my ass. How is that for public indecency???
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Old May 28th, 2006, 09:04 AM       
hahaha ... ewwwwww
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Old May 28th, 2006, 02:17 PM       
w/b pizzaslut how u doin
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Old May 29th, 2006, 10:33 AM       
Great ... isnt it sad though that the first post I make since I came back to I-Mockery is about farting. I guess living with two guys kinda makes me an expert.
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Old May 30th, 2006, 12:34 AM       
haha guys are always farting right
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Old May 30th, 2006, 12:35 AM       
they need to grow up if they think thats funny
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Old May 30th, 2006, 12:46 AM       
i need to grow up too.
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Old May 30th, 2006, 08:55 AM       
God you are sick. Why don't you go stick one of your plugs up there?
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