What matric character am I?

[Gaunt]

Just watched matrix reloaded, and

I'm definitely Smith.

You?

[Johnny Horton]

Hey, aren't these things meant to have a 'clever' list of seemingly related questions which are used to psychologically profile me and assign me to a character rather than forcing me to actually think about it?

[FS]

This post is so stupid, you should be able to throw rotten fruit and eggs at it.

[Captain Robo]

I'm the french guy and you suck.

[FartinMowler]

I didn't see it yet but I think that you are Dorkius.

[Les Waste]

If I was a character from the matric, I would be the 17th black guy from the left in the big panaramic shot of Zion. He bent over and picked up a basket in the background as Bill, or Ted I can never remember, and that black kid from Apocolypse Now who got shot while he was listening to the tape his mother or auntie or whatever sent him had a discussion about free will and determinism or some stupid shit like that. He was only in the movie for about 2 seconds, you couldn't see him unless you zoomed in on him about 5 times, and even then he was all blurry and out of focus. His performance really spoke to me; I think I would pick up a basket the exact same way if I was in an underground city in the distant future ruled by robits.

[Captain Robo]

LOL

[Anonymous]

You know, when I see a topic like this one, I at least expect a crude quiz of some sort to determine the answer, but this... This is just pointless. I am therefore locking this thread.