I saw a bearded lady today. She had a mustache.

[Jeff The Ninja]

I laughed so hard. I mean, it was like a Ron Burgundy Pornstar Stache with 5 o'clock shadow.

[pac-man]

No picture?

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

http://www.thehumanmarvels.com/2008/...sau-woman.html

[McClain]

I saw a bearded lady today. She had a mustache.

I saw a naked lady today. She had on a bikini.

c wut i did thar?

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja

I laughed so hard. I mean, it was like a Ron Burgundy Pornstar Stache with 5 o'clock shadow.

It was probably me.

Fair skin and thick dark hair can really be a curse sometimes.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Everytime you post, you slowly change my mental image of you into a hairy, scabby ball of pus squirting out various fluids

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada

Everytime you post, you slowly change my mental image of you into a hairy, scabby ball of pus squirting out various fluids

Well I certainly didn't come on here to find dates.

Gah. I wish I could find my epilator. Where the hell did I put it?

[kahljorn]

One time my girlfriend was delivering papers and she knocked on the door and a woman said "hold on I'm just cleanin' joes apartment" and then she opened it and it was a man with a beard down to his belly button but it wasn't a man with a woman voice it was the woman with the world record for longest female beard ;9

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

One time my girlfriend was delivering papers and she knocked on the door and a woman said "hold on I'm just cleanin' joes apartment" and then she opened it and it was a man with a beard down to his belly button but it wasn't a man with a woman voice it was the woman with the world record for longest female beard ;9

They can cure that with an injection now.

[kahljorn]

i never knew you were such a bigot did you ever consider that she enjoys the way she looks with the world's longest female beard and mustachio?

you try to cure everything with an injection don't you

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

i never knew you were such a bigot did you ever consider that she enjoys the way she looks with the world's longest female beard and mustachio?

you try to cure everything with an injection don't you

I'm not anti-hirsutist! Some of my best friends are bearded ladies!

[kahljorn]

i believe you but I still think that you have a drug problem

[Zhukov]

Not entirely limited to females, but people with hair on their lumpy facial moles should do something about it.

[darkvare]

lol i really wanna go to a freak show now

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

Not entirely limited to females, but people with hair on their lumpy facial moles should do something about it.

Yech. There are only two moles on my body with hair that grows out of them, and I rip it out relgiously.

[MetalMilitia]

She could very well have been a moustachioed business tycoon.

[kahljorn]

i should puut my picture in this thread lol