They had a big PVP event tonight on Beta. Everyone was supposed to make a new hero or villain and then you'd talk to either Statesman or Ghost Widow and get boosted to level 25. Then you'd get dropped into the PVP zone and go nuts.
So, everyone gathered in Atlas. No States for over 45 minutes, though. Then, the protesting began.
The people were incensed! You could FEEL the democracy in the streets! TODAY WE WERE NOT MEN, BUT SYMBOLS OF A NEW TOMORROW.
The protesting got a little out of hand. Heroes were running naked in the streets, and it was all local law enforcement could do to push them out of the way as they sprinted to safety, flailing their arms in the air.
About 12 minutes after we set fire to city hall and had JUST gotten Ms. Liberty's costume to catch, they shut down the server on us.
Eventually they let us back on, and more waiting ensued. UNTIL!
COULD IT BE! IT IS! I'VE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS DAY!
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT WE THINK OF TARDY NATIONAL TREASURES
Unfortunately, I only managed to dislocate his hip before being subdued by Rockman Raziel and Miss Tall.
On to the PVP zone...
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TOUGH, MISTER WUN. HOW TOUGH CAN YOU BE AFTER I BEANBAG YOUR EYE AND SET YOUR PANTS ON FIRE.
THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT.
I do know, but I felt he could be hotter.
After a high-speed chase through the city (we both had super speed), i beanbagged his ass and he began to wander about in a retarded stupor.
After a hard day of being shot with various things, Mr. Hot decided to have a nap in the cool shade of a nearby white oak.
SO YOU HAVE RETURN MISTER WUN. BUT SHIT, YOU HAVE BROUGHT A MAN IN A TOP HAT WITH YOU.
I WILL REMEMBER THIS DAY, MISTER WUN. I'LL BE BACK, AND NO AMOUNT OF HATTED FRIENDS WILL BE ABLE TO SPARE YOU FROM MY RETRIBUTION.
Even the NPCs were getting into the spirit of the evening.
Orange names are bad guys.
CALL OF DUTY: STATESMAN IS A LATE FAGGOT
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT WERE WE DOING? WAR IS WRONG.
I MAY BE BUT ONE MAN, BUT MY MESSAGE WILL NOT BE IGNORED.
MOSTLY NOT IGNORED, ANYWAY.
I couldn't find anywhere else to put that picture.