The Diarrhea Song (add more verses if ya know them)

[Jeff The Ninja]

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea



You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea


It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea


runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea


It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

[Dr. V]

When make a thred about poop...
diarrhea diarrhea

:P

[Emu]

fuck.

[BlueOatmeal]

When you climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

[Jeff The Ninja]

When youre sitting down in class
and the teacher passes gas

diarrhea
diarrhea

when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease

diarrhea
diarrhea

when your sitting in your chevy
and your pants feel heavy

Diarrhea
diarrhea

[BlueOatmeal]

When your sitting on the commode
and your butt starts to explode
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

[Trash]

When you wake up early in the mournin'
Your spinchter starts explodin'
That's diarrhea! diarrhea!

[bigtimecow]

if you're sitting in the pool
and you feel something cool
diarrhea diarrhea

[Mad Melvin]

when your crap starts to turn red
and you wish that you were dead
diarrhea diarrhea

[Alive]

When your exploding into the bowl
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit..

diarrhea!
diarrhea!

[Sacks]

When you're runnin' down the hall,
and you feel something fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Just when you turn the page,
your bowels start to rage,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you jump and do a flip,
but you feel something drip.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

[Skulhedface]

Not to be nitpicky or anything, but if you can feel an actual turd does this not disclude diarrhea? I seem to remember diarrhea defined as "loose and runny," akin to anal urination.

Ahh, narrative description.

[Esuohlim]

Mods please give Skulhedface the title "anal urination" thx

[RaNkeri]

When your rectum feels sad
and the air smells bad

diarrhea diarrhea

[Bod]

I was walking down the lane
And I felt a little pain
Diarrhea Diarrhea

It goes down the gutter
Like a knife in bread & butter
Diarrhea Diarrhea

[ArrowX]

When your walking on the moors
and it blows right through your droors
Diarrhea Diarrhea

[Diabolical Diarrhoea]

A friend and I thought we'd have a go at making up some new ones

Also, when I was a kid, we said diarrhoea shhhhh shhhhhh diarrhoea shhh shhhh like the sound of it comming out, dunno if others have heard it this way

When you're feelin a little icky
'cos your pants and brown and sticky
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

Your not feelin happy now
'cos s*** has come and got u down
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

You're tryin to run to catch the train,
but ur a** is in too much pain,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

Just when you thought all was said and done,
you feel another rumble in your bum,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

When you're feelin a little blue,
it starts fillin up your shoe,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

You just wanna get some sleep,
but in your undies there's some heat,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

When you're undies are gaining weight,
run to the toilet and don't be late,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea



Your just watchin tv shows,
then out of your bum it flows,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

You just went to take a piss,
but from your bum you hear a hiss,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

A cow just tired to moo,
now there's piles and piles of poo,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

When you're feelin dehydrated,
and your ass is corrigated,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

(For those who don't get it, this is a reference to how ur skins gets wrinkly when it's been wet for a long time )

When you're in a real big hurry,
'cos you eat a real hot curry,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

Like hot and stinky mud,
from your ass a big brown flood,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

From the toilet you can't astray
you just have to spit and spray,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

What a feelin of relief,
when u make it to the seat,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

Hope you find them as funny as we did

[Misdemonar]

DIABOLICAL DIARRHOEA FOLKS ISN'T HE GREAT!

[Pub Lover]

Ugh, this thread just made my life a tiny bit worse.

I might go so far to say it was the last straw on this camel's back.

My life is now ruined because of this thread.

[Tadao]

THIS PLACE IS FOR FAGS!

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Please stop trying to be funny.

This quote should be in your sig, and everytime you post you should read it & then regret that you posted at all.

[Tadao]

Oh Sick Burn!