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Old Jul 10th, 2010, 03:20 PM       
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Old Jul 10th, 2010, 05:08 PM       
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Old Jul 10th, 2010, 05:36 PM       
ZHUKoV THESE FABULOUS MOVES WE HAVE BEEN DESCRIBING ITS NOT LIKe ITS MANIPULATIve OR MIND CONTROL OR Even RUDe dude. ITS A DANCE THAT LADIES PLAY TOO. THERS NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE SELF CONTROL
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Old Jul 11th, 2010, 12:22 AM       
I don't want a woman that is stupid enough to fall for common parlour tricks
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Old Jul 12th, 2010, 12:26 PM       
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just the tip

I'm trying to make maternity shirts that say that.


edit: Stupid cafepress taking my ideas

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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 05:39 PM       
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 11:01 PM       
THIS SOUNDS LIKE QUEER TALK TO ME
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 05:10 AM       
Some red haired bird from Ohio (it doesn't look that much like Kitsa....) sent me a message on OkCupid telling me that we should "chat" because she is coming Tasmania for a visit.

I'm going to have to iron my pants!
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 06:18 AM       
I think that maybe she wants a free place to sleep and someone to drive her around. Joke's on her since I can't drive and often get night terrors.
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 12:40 PM       
OkCupid's fine, imo. Just say that you'd rather meet in person, or say that you don't use the internet much, and transfer the conversation to your phone, by way of voice or texting. It skips a lot of steps.
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 03:26 PM       
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Some red haired bird from Ohio (it doesn't look that much like Kitsa....) sent me a message on OkCupid telling me that we should "chat" because she is coming Tasmania for a visit.

I'm going to have to iron my pants!
Put her pic in photo bucket and let's have a look.
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 06:25 PM       
ASK HER HOW SHALLOW SHE WANTS IT.
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 09:31 PM       
Night terrors? Did you put that in your bio?
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 11:52 PM       
She's a retarded Christian fundementalist that isn't anywhere near attractive enough for me to forget about how dumb she is, so I told her to piss off.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2010, 02:32 AM       
Just show the ladies that G.I. Joe I got you. Works everytime.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2010, 08:44 AM       
I'm not getting it out of the box for anyone, let's get that straight right off the bat.


In other news (who cares?) I asked a lady out for a date and she didn't say no and said yes in a way that is close enough to 'yes' for me to be happy about.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2010, 11:44 AM       
Just remember. Dont pull it out unless she asks.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2010, 12:00 PM       
He's talking about your wallet.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2010, 12:19 PM       
Yeah that too.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2010, 08:16 PM       
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isn't the point of dating to get it into the box?
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