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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
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If he's that young and busted for a six-pack, I think he's gonna have problems later in life, too. They both sound like little assholes.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 09:42 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 10:16 PM       
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[...] for me, it wasn't about which was worse between being a skank and being an underage alcoholic; it was their actions that followed that should be judged. [...] she's an underage girl who has just had her personal life shoved out onto the internet where it will exist forever for everyone including those who are most close to her to laugh at.
I don't know about that. To me, she's an underage girl who has put at least three people (as far as we know) at risk for chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes and HIV, not to mention all the other STD's that I have trouble spelling. If I were on her "to do" list, I'd be very angry, and not laughing at all.

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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 11:13 PM       
I think to make up for all this to each other, the girl should get drunk and the guy should bang 10 girls

Then everything will be even right?
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 11:25 PM       
Forget about whether or not either of them deserved it. Just think: If your sister ratted you out, you would probably be pissed, too; adequately pissed to find something incredibly embarrassing of hers and post it.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 11:35 PM       
I assume listing dudes with v cards means she's cherry hunting. If that list is just make believe then I really do feel sorry for this girl. If it's not than she seems like a predator, not a very smart one but still. The way that list is written though, seems like it was meant to be seen by someone, maybe by a whole gang of someones with their own deadlines to meet. I guess the sexual revolution really did happen. Won't be long now before women realize they're men and men realize they're women.

"The sick, irrational men, those who attempt to defend themselves against their disgustingness, when they see SCUM barrelling down on them, will cling in terror to Big Mama with her Big Bouncy Boobies, but Boobies won't protect them against SCUM; Big Mama will be clinging to Big Daddy, who will be in the corner shitting in his forceful, dynamic pants. Men who are rational, however, won't kick or struggle or raise a distressing fuss, but will just sit back, relax, enjoy the show and ride the waves to their demise."
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 11:51 PM       
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I assume listing dudes with v cards means she's cherry hunting. If that list is just make believe then I really do feel sorry for this girl. If it's not than she seems like a predator, not a very smart one but still. The way that list is written though, seems like it was meant to be seen by someone, maybe by a whole gang of someones with their own deadlines to meet. I guess the sexual revolution really did happen. Won't be long now before women realize they're men and men realize they're women.
I'm pretty sure those are the boys she's considering losing her virginity to.
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 12:09 AM       
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 12:20 AM       
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I don't know about that. To me, she's an underage girl who has put at least three people (as far as we know) at risk for chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes and HIV, not to mention all the other STD's that I have trouble spelling. If I were on her "to do" list, I'd be very angry, and not laughing at all.

If you can't take this seriously, then you shouldn't be having sex. QED.

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despite what you've all assumed, i am nothing like this girl, i don't even know what half that stuff she wrote down meant. i've also never had a sip of alcohol and have zero desire to ever try it.

i believe she deserved to have her behavior addressed and dealt with and also needed a more extreme punishment, but that should have been done through their parents and NOT through humiliation and blackmail via strangers and other teenagers on the internet.
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 08:09 AM       
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I think to make up for all this to each other, the girl should get drunk and the guy should bang 10 girls

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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 08:15 AM       
I had to look up what V card was on urban dictionary. Which led to to "V for Vendetta fisting". Which led to "the V of Doom": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=V%20of%20Doom The V of Doom is where I really lol'ed out loud.
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 10:39 AM       
I didn't know what v-card meant either. I thought it was incongruously sweet of her to list the guys who'd be getting a Valentine's Day card.
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 01:41 PM       
I was thinking vagina stamp card at first.
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 04:50 PM       
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 05:06 PM       
I had a burrito card that had one stamp to go and one of the damn cats puked on it

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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 05:45 PM       
You cleaned a strangers shit off the walls and ceiling of your bathroom but you couldn't scrape some vomit off a card for a burrito?
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 05:54 PM       
I was worried about what the people at the burrito place would think of me handing over a nasty-ass vomit-encrusted card

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Old Dec 26th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
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It was stained orange from the food coloring in the catfood.
I would be thinking this lady is gettin a free burrita.
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Old Dec 26th, 2009, 05:08 PM       
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I had to look up what V card was on urban dictionary. Which led to to "V for Vendetta fisting". Which led to "the V of Doom": http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=V%20of%20Doom The V of Doom is where I really lol'ed out loud.
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Old Dec 26th, 2009, 05:25 PM       
Blocked by work. I'll check it when I get home.

edit: That brings me back. I used to work at Blockbuster and that's when I realized Viacom owned the world. They remind me a ConGlom-O "We own you."
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Old Dec 27th, 2009, 07:31 PM       
i dont think making a catalogue, private or otherwise, of who you'd fuck is especially weird for high schoolers. etc etc double-standards blah blah. if you wanna fuck a lotta dudes then just stay safe i guess.

i mean is screwing a lot suddenly not a fun thing to do

with that said: writing this list down and having it end up on facebook is pretty fucking funny
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 01:54 PM       
OMG how did I miss this?

I personally dont have any brothers or sisters that I grew up with but I know that if you do and you actually write out a list like this your only opening yourself up for this very thing. Much like having a 12 pack in your room and NOT drinking it before your parents find it. Who the fuck holds onto a 12 pack? I dont know about you guys but if I buy it Im drinking it.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 03:24 PM       
Maybe he was hording it for a get-together with a couple friends? That'd make sense to me. Or, he might of been doing what I've done, and sold them for three bucks a pop.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 03:42 PM       
If the brother was smart he should have approached each one individually with a price for what his sister wanted to do with that person. That's free money for him which could then buy more beer not to drink.
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