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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 02:32 PM        Editorials - 50 Sentences And 3 Pictures I've Had Hanging Around
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 03:29 PM       
How "Avant-garde".

Max Burbank, You are the David Lynch of internet comedy (and, I mean that in a good way).

6, 10, 15, 19, 23, 27, 34, 41, "The Yodeling Contest", and 45 were especially hilarious!
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
32 is my favorite.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 04:53 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 05:06 PM       
Some of these look "Bulwer-Lytton" worthy.

HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 05:40 PM       
"The Yodeling Contest" is superb.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 05:55 PM       
"I thought you said violence wasn't the answer to anything."

"It isn't."

"What do you call that, then?"

"Prolonging the question."
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 07:45 PM       
quite good.
pretty bad for me mentally i bet,
but still enjoyable.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 08:23 PM       
Heh, yeah, I was thinking Bulwer-Lytton, too...
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 08:31 PM       
I think everyone should have a helper monkey.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 09:13 PM       
that was so bizare.. and yet I loved it
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 09:15 PM       
I don't want to mess with that clown, man.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 10:48 PM       
i was pleased way early with 6, thought it was just great.

but now i can't shake the image of a sea of crap and pop tarts. it's disgusting. it won't leave my head. i might never eat another pop tart.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 02:19 AM       
Read as a whole piece it reminds me of an early 'A bit of Frye and Laurie' sketch.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 06:09 PM       
those must have been some damn fine pants, unlike my physics teacher's, they are so nerdy. so very nerdy...
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 06:13 PM       
You should do one of those daily calendar things Max. Each day people all over the world can tear away yesterday's page and reveal another bizzare, slightly disturbing non-sequitor straight from the dark armoire that is your mind.

But please leave out the pictures; they make my brain feel fizzy.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 07:36 PM       
I think I may have the exact same issue with mind-garbage. But none of mine are eloquent.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 12:04 AM       
Number 19 was my favorite
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 02:35 AM       
I have to agree with Tetsu Deinonychus about the David Lynch comment, Max.

I liked 6(the best one, IMO), 7, 10, 15, 18, "Visiting Hours", 26, 27, 35, 42, 48, & 50.
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 08:37 PM       
I liked 1, 6, 8, 22, 24, 27, 41, 46, and 50.

Max Burbank could probably win the Bulwer-Lytton contest if he wanted to.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 10:52 PM       
3.) Harrison's trousers were of the sort one wants to avoid; pinched and taught in delicate places yet let out like slowly deflating balloons at odd, asymmetric points.

Taught = taut. I don't mean to be a pissant, but for something so funny I felt correct diction was appropriate.
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 09:33 PM       
Is it just me, or do a lot of those sound like something from a Douglas Adams book? I especially like number 6.
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Old Oct 18th, 2009, 12:58 PM       
What the hell is wrong with the dude in the background of Visiting Hours?!
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