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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 06:31 PM       
Maybe YOUR penis doesn't bleed and stink, but you dont speak for all of us!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 08:09 PM       
anitha can you continue your diatribe against poor feminine hygiene while i masturbate quietly? its ok, im a guy. its like im performing a beautiful sonata on my penis.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 08:21 PM       
More like your picking the prized flower from a beautiful garden.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 09:56 PM       
I'm more of a "performing a pianissimo forte" on MY penis kinda guy.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 03:10 AM       
h8 this thread
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 04:40 AM       
MY friend recently got told by a nurse that she had a beautiful cervix during a smear test. She then led in 5 student doctors to look at it.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 05:06 AM       
hahahaha

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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 12:15 PM       
guys why is my penis so ugly
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 02:15 PM       
Don't worry, after your testes drop it might look bigger.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 02:19 PM       
Then there will just be more of it to hate.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 03:40 PM       
Your penis may be ugly, but you definitely wouldn't want the alternative. It's so inconvenient.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 04:59 PM       
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Don't worry, after your testes drop it might look bigger.
Wouldn't that mean that there is just more ugly to look at?
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 09:16 AM       
Insightfull.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 01:29 PM       
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Don't worry, after your testes drop it might look bigger.
Too late, they dropped at the same time that your ovaries dried up.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 01:40 PM       
Don't give me false hope. That would save me from having to get spayed.

Mario? Not really, most guys hate their penis if it's small. If it's big (or they think it's big) they can't leave the damn thing alone.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 02:07 PM       
I think that you've crossed the line of egotism if you keep your penis on a leash.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 02:46 PM       
Or feature it promenently in a fake ad "for school".
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 04:33 PM        penis is very beautiful than vagina
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guys why is my penis so ugly
who told you that your penis is ugly ,most of the penis looks beautiful than vagina. vagina in most of the cases looks very ugly.don't worry your penis is beautiful in many of the girls minds. penis is really beautiful no doubt for we girls.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 04:41 PM       
Hehe. She's back.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 04:43 PM        penis is not at all ugly but it is beautiful.
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Your penis may be ugly, but you definitely wouldn't want the alternative. It's so inconvenient.
some boys have a wrong impression in their mind that penis is ugly .according to a lady artist who draws nude pictures told me the worst thing she had drawn is vagina in the case of girls.she also told me that to draw penis in the case of nude picture of boys is very intresting because it looks very beautiful.she told me it is like a flower. but vagina is so ugly.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 04:49 PM       
penis is very beautiful. we girls are ashamed to look at our ugly vagina. for us penis is very beautiful ,we hold that beautiful organ in our mouth till that hot milk comes out of it. we love it very much in our mouth.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 04:50 PM       
Who the hell are you?
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 04:50 PM       
This is SO a guy trying to be flirted with
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 05:03 PM       
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some boys have a wrong impression in their mind that penis is ugly .according to a lady artist who draws nude pictures told me the worst thing she had drawn is vagina in the case of girls.she also told me that to draw penis in the case of nude picture of boys is very intresting because it looks very beautiful.she told me it is like a flower. but vagina is so ugly.
So you've never actually seen one then?
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 05:12 PM       
I can't leave my damn thing alone guys
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