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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 12:31 AM        Why is the penis so ugly?
Seriously, I can't even look at my own any more, it's so gross. But the vagina is like a flower. Why?
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 12:43 AM       
Fuck off, man. My penis is sexy.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 01:11 AM       
Sure you say that now, but just wait untill you see it on a german porn site with Hitler in a little pink tutu gently caressing it. Then you will know your penis in all its fleshy horror
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 01:41 AM       
you will all learn to love my penis.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
I do love my penis, much like you would love a sharpei puppy. It may be ugly, but it is still loveable.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 02:49 AM       
Silence! Women are trying to convince us that the vagina is the epitome of beauty, while the penis is ugly and useful only because they allow it to be. Have you ever, truly looked into a vagina? It's like a little paperback full of differently colored wrinkly flesh pages. Not a friggin magical forest of rainbow delights. Now, take the penis. Kind, gentle, benevolent even in its dormant state. But once it breaches, rising high above the waves like a majestic sperm whale (how ironic), its rigid form the embodiment of all the raw power of the man, whether cowled or cold, with one eye in the center of its stark purple face daring all the world to defy it - my friend, THAT is what God must feel like when he's got an erection.

...of course, don't get me wrong, I love the vagina. :royaltenenbaum
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 04:23 AM        What?
Speak for yourself. Mine is Majestic.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 10:02 AM       
Penises scare me a lot less than fleshwounds.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 11:10 AM       
Modern technology has attempted to thwart the usefulness of the penis but it has continued to thrive ... nay dominate the sexual scene. Although manufactured penii of every color, shape and size have been developed, nothing can replace the warm, fuzzy feeling of the honest to meat puppet of love. Why?! Why I ask you?! I don't know. :/ Doctor Phil hasn't discussed it on his show yet.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 03:01 PM       
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Sure you say that now, but just wait untill you see it on a german porn site with Hitler in a little pink tutu gently caressing it. Then you will know your penis in all its fleshy horror
What for websites do you look at?
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 03:07 PM       
Penises look like flesh colored mushrooms. How is that scary or ugly :/?
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
Both are ugly. I once read a Amerindian story about women who had been cursed by a witch and teeth grew in their vaginas. And any man who slept with them had his penis chewed off and bled to death.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 06:20 PM       
I hope it was not a "real" story and someone believe it?
Sometimes here are are such stories in magazines and the people really believe it...How stupid can someone be?
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 06:35 PM       
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I hope it was not a "real" story and someone believe it?
How stupid can someone be?
Its a folktale. And yes...people can be very, very stupid. But I'm sure you are well aware of that, my foolish cheeseburger.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 06:18 AM       
no,I believe everything I hear
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 12:55 PM       
Kill yourself.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 06:23 PM       
A smashed, gooky, goopy, dead flower. :<
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:27 PM       
BOOBS ARE LIKE CARTOON EYEBALLS
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
Virginas are ugly.

Its like a little stab wound.

How can anyone like something that bleeds every month and is just a hole anyway?

Theres nothing there!

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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:20 PM       
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Theres nothing there!
What about that little nub of pleasure, the clitoris?
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:26 PM       
Yeah right. I bet that thing doesn't do anything and it's a huge worldwide joke that you play on us men.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:36 PM       
Trust me, it does.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 02:40 AM       
yeah, it does. 4 times. In 30 minutes.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 05:57 PM       
I BET THE EARTHQUAKE WAS ALL YOUR FAULT LOL
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