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Old Oct 7th, 2011, 03:18 PM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2011, 03:39 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2011, 12:02 AM       
So I've talked to a bunch of my hot ex's who want the cock, some who I left, some who left me, even the megafox whose boobs I posted, we're on a friend level now and I feel bad I posted her tits haha, I don't know if she's dating anyone or not but she's been texting me "good night mister" almost every night now...

Anyways it doesn't matter, going back to broads who I used to be crazy about only make me realize how little of a fuck I give about any of them and how much I just want her. I've come to the conclusion that I don't think she's with another guy, she just honestly doesn't want a relationship right now, but still I feel wronged. I wouldn't know what to do if she came running back to be honest.
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Old Oct 8th, 2011, 12:03 AM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2011, 09:43 AM       
Your 'megafox' had fake looking boobs. It might be because she was lying down though. They weren't fake were they?
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Old Oct 8th, 2011, 09:58 AM       
I've been misreading that this whole time as meganfox.
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Old Oct 8th, 2011, 10:10 AM       
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Your 'megafox' had fake looking boobs. It might be because she was lying down though. They weren't fake were they?
Absolutely not. It was because she was laying down, shits were fucking amazing. Best set of titties I have ever encountered.

Also, inception titties. It was a picture of a picture on a computer monitor.
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Old Oct 9th, 2011, 11:50 PM       
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I wouldn't know what to do if she came running back to be honest.
You probably only will know as soon as it happens.
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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 12:35 AM       
pics of her slit when that happens, plz
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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 08:34 AM       
You're too petite to use that sort of language.
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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 03:22 PM       
When this happens I will PM pics of her pussy to everyone except FZ.
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 04:25 PM       
haha oh my god i can't believe you posted naked pictures of your ex girlfriend on the internet

that is so terrible
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 04:29 PM       
If a chick is gonna let him take them, she has to know the score. A girl I was seeing posted dick pics of mine onto a forum I was on at the time after we broke up. She thought people would make fun of me for having a dick or something, but it just lead to people asking if it was photoshopped.
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 04:36 PM       
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For example, the last chick I met in Seattle was not only a mega-fox but she was smart as hell. She was the embassador to the University of Washington and right now she's working on becoming the supervisor at the EPA in Seattle.
And now there are pictures of her titties that EVERYONE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET CAN SEE

I used to send pictures of my dick to my ex because we lived far away from eachother and she wanted to see pictures of my penis for some reason. She sent me pictures of her butt and boobs and vag and it was great. But i also realized that uh, those pictures were for me and not for a bunch of strangers. I mean, that's why she sent them only to me in the first place. So I could see them, not other people

But I don't wanna be the morality police I just think it's kind of creepy. Carry on, gang
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 04:39 PM       
They're your property once you get them. That's why, if you don't want your shit out there, don't send it. I personally don't care. I wouldn't willingly show my dick to a ton of strangers, but if I send it to my girl at the time and it gets put out there. Fuck it. I'm not embarrassed at all. Maybe if I had a smaller winkle I would be.
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 06:02 PM       
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If a chick is gonna let him take them, she has to know the score. A girl I was seeing posted dick pics of mine onto a forum I was on at the time after we broke up. She thought people would make fun of me for having a dick or something, but it just lead to people asking if it was photoshopped.


Classic backfire.
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 06:49 PM       
No I understand completely, but honestly it's not like I posted any that are revealing AND show her face. You honestly wouldnt be able to tell those titties and ass apart from about a billion other sets.

I do have plenty of pictures that would probably ruin her, but I wouldn't do that. Plus, she isn't shy about her body at all. Before we dated she answered the door naked, probably because she had a thing for me but she says it's because it's just how she lives at her house.

Also, if bitches post pictures of my dick on the internet... whatever.

One ex of mine threatened to show my friends and family pictures of my dick, but the only picture she had was one of her blowing me. Yeah that'd sure show me.
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 09:19 PM       
But if she is good at photoshop she can show pictures of your dick in other situations, like your dick visiting the Eiffel Tower.

I believe a cake was made to celebrate that visit
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 09:36 PM       
I want to see the pictures that will ruin her.

SEND THEM TO ME.

RUIN HER, IN MY EYES.
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 09:46 PM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 12:05 AM       
IF YOU WOULDA GAVE HER A BIT LONgER SHE WOULD"VE TURNED INTO A CUNT
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 03:50 AM       
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But I don't wanna be the morality police I just think it's kind of creepy. Carry on, gang
Well I agree with you. A long term, long distance relationship with my gf led to a lot of pictures/video both ways, and I've never considered putting her pictures out there. I don't think it's something that has to be taken into consideration before you send pictures; whether that person will then post them on the internet. I would have hoped it was a given that you didn't. Some people don't care if you do though, so good for them.

Closest I've gotten was when a girl and I filmed ourselves doing it. I watched it on Windows Media Player, and then later on that day had a LAN with some friends. I went to play some music on WMP and for some reason the room suddenly filled with the sights and sounds of her and I getting busy.
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