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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 01:38 AM        Have Stalker
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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 02:32 AM       
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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 08:53 AM       
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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 03:49 PM       
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What the hell is she not wearing pants?
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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 05:10 PM       
I dunno. I don't know.
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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 06:15 PM       
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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 09:16 PM       
thankfully, yes, she does have pants on, that's just an illusion there..
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 10:36 AM       
thanks for ruining the whole thing for me elx.

was about to load up the van and everything
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 02:12 PM       
My friend told me she ran into my ex girlfriend at a halloween party this weekend. Apparently she spent two hours talking shit about me but then revealed that she drives over 30 minutes just to drive by my house at night. Does this mean I have a stalker too?
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 02:28 PM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:08 PM       
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Do not want.

Just be really nice to her because if you're a jerk she'll only stalk you more.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:23 PM       
I believe this thread holds the answerers you seek.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...9701485&page=3
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:28 PM       
WOMEN LOVE JERSK, GOT IT
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:42 PM       
No I was thinking pee on her.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:45 PM       
WOMEN LOVE BEING DEMEANED IN A LIQUID FASHUN, GOT IT
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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 09:26 PM       
NO FATHOM, LIQUIFY HER FROM THE INSIDEEEESSSSSS
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Old Nov 6th, 2009, 02:08 PM       
Brundle-Fly style. With corrosive ejaculate!
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Old Nov 15th, 2009, 11:41 PM       
Dude just fuck her and get it out of her system. At least she's decent looking instead of being some obsessive hambeast.
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Old Nov 16th, 2009, 12:41 AM       
That didn't work so well in Fatal Attraction.

I've never been stalked before but here's a piece of wisdom I read somewhere.

"Anyone capable of stalking and violating someone else's privacy is probably capable of murder too. Stalking is basically just hunting, but for a darker meat." (I added that last bit to give it some pizazz. I hope it wasn't too bone chilling.)

This is about celebrity stalking though so you should be okay. maybe.
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Old Nov 16th, 2009, 12:50 AM       
I got rid of her. I don't need anymore hot chick cramping my style.
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Old Nov 16th, 2009, 12:57 AM       
Well Glenn Close isn't worth the trouble, but I have a thing for cute unstable girls.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 09:51 AM       
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I got rid of her. I don't need anymore hot chick cramping my style.
Let the fuglies roam wild and free now.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 09:52 AM       
Fat chicks need love, too. You should know that, Silly!
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 11:53 AM       
Fat chicks do more.
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FAT CHICKS ARE THUS TWICE AS LIKELY TO BLOW YOU BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS HUNGRY
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