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ThisIsWitty · #26

That and because they're yummy. And because they distract me from you.

Guitar Woman · #27

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Originally Posted by Captain Goodtimes

I apologize for this is witty and akira trying to gay your thread with thier booshwah mentality, fatsatan.

You started it with your poetic speaking. And also, fuck off

Captain Goodtimes · #28

and i should feel ashamed, i can spell the word "the". GO away you crumbbums.

Guitar Woman · #29

The "teh" in my name is something known as 1337 5p34k. But you wouldn't know that, as you are not 1337 and I once was.

Captain Goodtimes · #30

You got me there, I conceed.

Maverick Zero Unit · #31

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Originally Posted by FS

Today, I saw a half-filled carton of chocolate milk in the fridge, and poured myself a glass. I noticed immediately it was rather thick, though the expiration date was next year, and that it smelled sour. When my dad came home I asked him where it came from - he told me he found it lying somewhere around the grocery store, and meant to see if it was still drinkable.

By "found" does he mean that he bought it or stole it off the floor of the store? (Heh, floor and store ryme!) And, thats fucking gross. I think you should steal all his money and do ALL of the shopping from now on. Especially food shopping. :: Thinking about the time I drank Nes Quik that expired a month ago. Shudder ::

FS · #32

I'm fairly sure he picked it off the ground outside the store. Which makes it marginally more gross than if it had been inside the store.

Maverick Zero Unit · #33

Dear god...

Is it illegal to tie people down a give them shock treatments with some jumper cables and some car batteries? If it isn't I'd say do that, that sounds good. And even if it doesn't help him, you might feel better later.

Guitar Woman · #34

That emoticon has barf juice squrting out his nose! OMG

Maverick Zero Unit · #35

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Originally Posted by Akira teh Cat

That emoticon has barf juice squrting out his nose! OMG

Oi vey... Well at least I feel smarter now.
Any one got some duct tape, jumper cables, and a car battery I can borrow? Here kitty kitty kitty! :: makes kissy noises ::

Guitar Woman · #36

Dont even try it

Terra · #37

Try it. It feels good. Not as good as shoving a cattle prod up your ass but it's decent in a pinch.

Spectre X · #38

Usually when milk is just starting to go bad an glob, I still drink it because it still tastes normal in the beginning.

However, when I finish the glass and swallow the globules of clotted dairy fluid, I know that I just drank bad milk.

I hate that dawning realization. It makes me sick. Together with the milk, of course, but still. I hate it when things like that happen.

da blob · #39

grown ups are not supposed to drink milk, anyway. it will make you sick.

Mr. know it all · #40

you think your father is insane. Mine pee's in a bucket. he makes me carry around a granny bag. sometimes i wake up to find him petting my head at night. he collects garbage cans full of compost

Guitar Woman · #41

I know people who pee in buckets. What's wrong with that? and you're dad pet's you're head because he loves you. Aw.

Maverick Zero Unit · #42

Wow, Akira really is dumb... I feel bad for making fun of him. It's not right to poke fun at the retarded. (Sorry to all the retards out there, I had to classify him somewhere.)

MLE · #43

would all of you stop gaying up fatty's thread?

FS, i'm sorry your father is insane.

kahljorn · #44

my great grandma takes all moldy bread and fruit and makes it into some super bread pudding stuff. I've never eatten it, but it's supposed to be good. Old people are good with rotten food, like plants.

Anonymous · #45

It's because they are what they eat :<

kellychaos · #46

Dear Sour Milk Drinkers (and Moldy Bread Eaters),

Buy smaller cartons/packages of things and look at the expiration date when you buy them. Hint: The newer stuff is usually towards the back if the stock people are doing their job correctly. That is all.